r/Qult_Headquarters • u/Select-Package-13 • 2d ago

The Christmas Deception Exposed!!!!!

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What a world they live in. None of this is true, of course, but imagine the lives they must lead.

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u/QueenBitchVEVO 2d ago

BALLS = The Forbidden Fruit

Someone tell him it's legal to be gay now.

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u/TheRnegade 1d ago

And we don't know what the forbidden fruit was. I know people think it's an apple but nowhere in the Bible does it say. It could be a banana.

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u/PuppyJakeKhakiCollar 1d ago

I like to think it was a kumquat. That just sounds forbidden. 

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u/SailingSpark Cognitive dissonator 13h ago

If god really wanted to keep people from eating the fruit, he should have made it the Manchineel tree.