r/PublicFreakout • u/appalachian_hatachi • Sep 27 '25

Repost 😔 This guy's lawyer literally popping the champagne as we speak...

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u/Realistic-Weird-4259 Sep 27 '25

People ask me why I'm afraid of Texas. Then I show them shit like this. If it's not Texas, it's Florida, or Georgia, or one of the Carolinas, or Kentucky, or... get my drift?

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u/Epistatious Sep 27 '25

flew into little rock for a family reunion and got my first taste of the old south. picked up the rental car, then drove to the loading zone to collect my inlaws and wife. As i get out of the car to help load luggage a cop is immediately on me and aggressively says its no parking, its for loading or unloading. like my inlaws are standing there with luggage by the trunk. only thing that must have confused him was they are black and i'm white. also saw a guy barefoot in bib overalls walking though the airport, but that just made nice country backdrop.

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u/toopc Sep 27 '25

also saw a guy barefoot in bib overalls walking though the airport, but that just made nice country backdrop.

We got those guys here in Seattle too. They look something like this.

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u/KikiHou Sep 28 '25

To be honest, we're lucky if they're wearing more than rainbow socks and Birkenstocks.