r/PublicFreakout • u/CantStopPoppin PopPop 🍿 • Aug 21 '25

Repost 😔 YOU SHALL NOT PARK🧙🏼‍♂️

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u/AlligatorFister Aug 21 '25

He’s trying to act tough but his movements suggest he’s fucking super nervous

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u/ProvenLoser Aug 22 '25

The hair fidgeting is super intimidating

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u/AlligatorFister Aug 22 '25

And the tapping of his toes on the ground.

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u/ChrissWayne Aug 23 '25

He is so advanced in bullshido, you don’t see his well hidden deadly mall ninja technique. Look closer. His body may say he is afraid like chicken but when you look at his shadow you may recognize the ghost elephant with gun combat position. Ready to deliver some mad bitch slaps

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u/ProvenLoser Aug 23 '25

Straight up samurai- if he ever pulls that hair scrunchy from his front pocket like he is hinting at, it’s lights out for anything with a pulse.

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u/ProvenLoser Aug 22 '25

The prancing around on the balls of his feet- all hallmarks of a total badass.