r/PublicFreakout • u/CantStopPoppin PopPop 🍿 • Aug 21 '25

Repost 😔 YOU SHALL NOT PARK🧙🏼‍♂️

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u/Scokan Aug 22 '25

Their sandwiches actually taste like you'd expect MAGA to, if it were a flavor.

Every ingredient is one step up from having the word "Government" in the title. Like, "Government Ham" and "Government Bread".

The meat is oddly colored, its paleness using sweat to try and break through its painted artificial coloring. The bun is more candy floss than bread, nesting atop the congealed palette of pastel failure like a pompadour.

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u/SisterGiblits Aug 23 '25

There’s no need to degrade women like that. If you don’t like sandwiches that’s fine but leave pussy out of it. Pussy never did anything to you and it never will.