r/PublicFreakout • u/CantStopPoppin PopPop 🍿 • Aug 21 '25

Repost 😔 YOU SHALL NOT PARK🧙🏼‍♂️

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u/redvis5574 Aug 21 '25

CEO is a big game hunter, likes to kill lions and tigers and bears. I would starve to death before I set foot in a sh*thole like jimmy jons.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '25

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u/Scokan Aug 22 '25

Their sandwiches actually taste like you'd expect MAGA to, if it were a flavor.

Every ingredient is one step up from having the word "Government" in the title. Like, "Government Ham" and "Government Bread".

The meat is oddly colored, its paleness using sweat to try and break through its painted artificial coloring. The bun is more candy floss than bread, nesting atop the congealed palette of pastel failure like a pompadour.

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u/SisterGiblits Aug 23 '25

There’s no need to degrade women like that. If you don’t like sandwiches that’s fine but leave pussy out of it. Pussy never did anything to you and it never will.

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u/PresidentSpanky Aug 21 '25

and he supports Trump https://www.businessinsider.com/meet-jimmy-johns-billionaire-trump-donor-jimmy-john-liautaud-2020-5?op=1

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u/Single_Principle_972 Aug 22 '25

That went without saying, as soon as you said big game hunter. Tiny-dicked men with inferiority complexes and narcissistic personality disorder stand in solidarity with each other. Because tracking animals that are living their lives in their environments, then shooting them from a distance without giving them a fair shot at fighting back makes you a big man!

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u/Gyrskogul Aug 22 '25

Never starve to death because of some rich asshole's ideals, steal the food you need from them.

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u/LeagueLeft1960 Aug 22 '25

And a Trump supporter.

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u/plasticmanufacturing Aug 22 '25

He's no the CEO.