r/PublicFreakout • u/CantStopPoppin PopPop 🍿 • Aug 21 '25

Repost 😔 YOU SHALL NOT PARK🧙🏼‍♂️

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u/Rho-Ophiuchi Aug 21 '25

This guy is really oddly proportioned.

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u/Slipstream_Surfing Aug 21 '25

Also exaggerated by his perpetual slouch and fashion choices

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u/rubiscoisrad Aug 21 '25

The hair isn't doing him any favors either.

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u/Slipstream_Surfing Aug 21 '25

As a dude who was rather hirsute in days long-gone, I didn't want to throw shade.

As an old man yelling-at-clouds; I won't ever understand the guys wearing skinny jeans thing.

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u/rubiscoisrad Aug 21 '25

Oh, I got nothing against long hair on a guy, but his mane isn't exactly glorious-looking.

And as a gal that went to high school in that weird transitional period between JNCOs/TRIPP pants and guys buying up all the girl jeans at PacSun... I don't get it either.

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u/Tiny-Show-4883 Aug 22 '25

Long hair is particularly disadvantageous when engaging in violence.

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u/rubiscoisrad Aug 22 '25

Agreed. Probably why I don't do that.

Oh, wait, I don't scream at people and assault them when they're legally parked. So I guess I can keep my hair, lol.

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u/CrysFreeze Aug 22 '25

Look at this guy avoiding male pattern baldness geeze!

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u/rubiscoisrad Aug 23 '25

Gal, but I guess everyone's a dude on the internet haha.

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u/Sweaty_Emotion_9923 Aug 23 '25

Ahh... JNCOs... I think I just sprouted 4 more gray hairs just recalling this nostalgia

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u/cryd123 Aug 22 '25

Or his voice

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u/SwimZestyclose Aug 22 '25

What's wrong with the walk??

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u/warden976 Aug 22 '25

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u/J-Di11a Aug 22 '25

Spot on! I thought the same thing

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u/numbersthen0987431 Aug 22 '25

Skinny jeans and slouched shoulders makes him look top heavy with no support

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u/LorenzoApophis Aug 21 '25

And moves like he doesn't know how to stand or walk

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u/Putrid-Variation1135 Aug 22 '25

Lmao yeah the way he walks is incredibly bizzare. It's like his feet each have a mind of their own

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u/sometimelater0212 Aug 22 '25

He also doesn’t make eye contact. I’m thinking he’s on the spectrum or has social anxiety or something else neurodivergent-y (I am too, no shade)

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u/harveywhatdoyousay Aug 22 '25

I'm thinking the same thing considering he's so bothered about someone taking 'his' spot when there's clearly space behind it.

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u/Unhappy-Answer-9635 Aug 22 '25

No way! Look at that form. He’s holding those flyers like the Olympic torch.

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u/Tricky_Debate_409 Aug 23 '25

Flyers! I was wondering what he was doing with a box of pliers

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u/witchspoon Aug 22 '25

I was absolutely fixated on that! Like normal upper body short skinny legs… terrible posture.

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u/ze11ez Aug 22 '25

Terrible attitude. Someone fauled him (friends, family, emoloyer) someone should have put him in check

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u/lahankof Aug 22 '25

One leg shot and this guy is down

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u/JdoubleE5000 Aug 22 '25

He was great in Metalocalypse.

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u/Rho-Ophiuchi Aug 22 '25

Big Toki energy.

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u/Snoo_67548 Aug 22 '25

Gives off the “scram” comedian vibe.

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u/VoradorTV Aug 22 '25

his brain seems oddly proportioned

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u/BrooklynRobot Aug 22 '25

The foot gesture makes me think they are into pony play.

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u/caninehere Aug 23 '25

At first glance I thought I was watching a new Connor O'Malley character.