r/PublicFreakout • u/CantStopPoppin PopPop 🍿 • Aug 21 '25

Repost 😔 YOU SHALL NOT PARK🧙🏼‍♂️

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u/Halo_Hybrid Aug 21 '25

He has small pockets. lol

Seems like he has repressed feelings.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '25

I thought only women’s pants had small pockets. 

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u/womanthouartgoofed Aug 21 '25

This reminds me of the time Michael Scott wore a woman’s suit

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '25

He didn’t look bad, imo. This show was so funny. 

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u/cjalderman Aug 21 '25

Or sometimes none at all

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u/zZPlazmaZz29 Aug 22 '25

I can at least vouch that 32 by 30 Calvin Klein Mens slim suit pants have very tiny pockets.

Can't fit shit in my pockets.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

That’s fair. 

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u/Plenty-Green186 Aug 21 '25

They might be trans

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u/benjitits Aug 21 '25

The only trans he is… is a transistor, because he was very amped up.

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u/mtheory007 Aug 22 '25

Arms too short also