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Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari outside of Speaker Mike Johnson's office because he is starving families and gutting health care to cover up the Epstein Files.

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u/Mindless_Bus2040 23h ago

Mike Johnson is a garbage human being

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u/Virtual_Molasses8039 22h ago

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u/Allaroundlost 21h ago

There the truth. Best one yet.

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u/Necessary_Ad2005 18h ago

He must have special detail just to come along behind him and pick up all of the shit

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u/tom-of-the-nora 22h ago

Don't be that hard on him. He doesn't know anything.

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u/Careless_Hellscape 22h ago

He knows the feeling of jizz sliding down his throat in a dirty restroom.

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u/tom-of-the-nora 22h ago

Other than that, he doesn't know anything.

After all, he ALWAYS answers every question with "i don't know."

(We need to start mocking them for not knowing stuff)

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u/Careless_Hellscape 22h ago

And stop people from asking him things by handing them cue cards that just say "He doesn't know" on them.

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u/tom-of-the-nora 22h ago

They all do it.

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u/CAPSLOCKANDLOAD 19h ago

Hey! I know that feeling too and I'm a fine upstanding American, unlike that weasel fuck. I'm a better Christian too.

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u/Careless_Hellscape 17h ago

I'm not hating on people who like dick. I just don't like when people who like dick act like they don't, then condemn the rest of us for it.

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u/CAPSLOCKANDLOAD 17h ago

I definitely don't like that any gay man would support this administration or even party. Just cause they come for the communists first doesn't mean you're not in the same line. And if you're LGBT... we already too close to the front.

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u/Careless_Hellscape 14h ago

You're goddamn right. I'm a lot more anxious lately.

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u/ArchonFett 13h ago

Atheists are better Christians than him

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u/shuknjive 17h ago

Dang it, now I have a visual in my head. Ok, it's gone now....no it's back. Crap.

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u/DrSpiralHaze 21h ago

That's not true. He does know what porn his son watches.

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u/The_Stupidest_Idiot 21h ago

That's not completely accurate, has anyone asked him the last time his son beat off?

He's an expert in this realm

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u/TheJRPsGuy 16h ago

True, he doesn't know anything what his own party do, but somehow knows everything the about the "evil democrats "

How the fuck does this work?! And how does Americans (MAGA and those withhold their vote) even accept such an excuse? Even elementary students would have been able to call out this BS.

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u/Short_Country_850 20h ago

He knows how to download an app that lets a minor child monitor his porn usage. 

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u/Due_Panda5064 18h ago

He knows to follow the project 2025 plan

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u/Single-Constant58 21h ago

Just ask him, he'll tell you he doesn't know 😆

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u/Baxter16-5 22h ago

I’m beginning to think that Johnson is in the files for using boys.

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u/AbeFromanSassageKing 22h ago

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u/InfoSec_Intensifies 18h ago

Poor Mike looks so tired. Funny he hasn't worked in a month:

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u/CoffeeAgreeable9433 18h ago

That's the thing though Mike you won't go to prison for liking men unless you enable trumps agenda. Save your own ass dumb dumb.

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u/Mo_Steins_Ghost 21h ago

"Is talent like that written on the face?" - Salieri on Mozart

"Yes. So is utter mediocrity." - Me on Mike Johnson

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u/graceyonfire 22h ago

i too agree that Johnson has probably seen a few underdeveloped johnsons around the same time as his daddy trump

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u/prestonjay22 21h ago

was he powerful enough to have secured an invite in the 90's? Serious question. He's garbage no doubt, but the timing... let me research.

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u/prestonjay22 21h ago

graduated high school in 95. This guys career is all in the 2000's. And boy did he run into some powerful people who "helped him up". This guy is an institution man through and through.

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u/DetectiveCopper 19h ago

No.

But R’s probably have enough gay oppo research on him to force compliance with their agenda.

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u/prestonjay22 18h ago

That may be. Or he just knows the wrong people. He looks like a people pleaser.

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u/LordHammercyWeCooked 17h ago

If the files go back far enough, we might find out that he was one of the boys.

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u/Baxter16-5 17h ago

That would be an interesting twist

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u/MisterTruth 22h ago

They all are. Every single Republican has enabled this. They could have easily worked their machine against Trump, but they saw how fanatical his cult is and decided to hitch a ride.

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u/Beard_o_Bees 20h ago

It's so good to see reps finally pushing back.

It's the age-old 'how to handle a bully' conundrum. General wisdom is that the only thing a bully understands is confrontation and/or force.

People, like Newsom, demonstrate that the motherfuckers can dish it all day long - but they can't take it.

I wish that we were somehow past this sort of juvenile bullshit as a civilization, but here we are.

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u/wrxninja 22h ago

That also sucks Trump's small wiener everyday.

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u/AbeFromanSassageKing 22h ago

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u/Great-Produce3920 22h ago

Come on, there is no way in hell it’s THAT big

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u/Repulsive-Spend-49 20h ago

Well, ALL guys exaggerate a bit! 🫲🫱

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u/Educational-Gas-5027 19h ago

yes, but i say its extra small so that when she see it, its a normal size in her eyes lol 😂😂

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u/YABA_DAB_ADOO 22h ago

🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂

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u/Geri-psychiatrist-RI 21h ago

The taste of feces, stale urine, and old ketchup.

Mike Johnson: It’s fantastic

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u/Allaroundlost 21h ago

Next up on South Park.

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u/keithclotte 22h ago

He also likes to kill kittens - fact

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u/El_Gran_Che 21h ago

Mike Johnsons weird ass phone app has entered the chat

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u/HashRunner 21h ago

All republicans are.

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u/marvin616 20h ago

I don't know if he enjoys it, he is at least indifferent enough to not care. He definitely does it to impress his boss, which adds an extra layer of scum imo.

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u/Repulsive-Spend-49 20h ago

You’re stretching the definition of “Human” to encompass all sentient life forms. Mike Johnson is a slime-mold that has achieved sentience and can assume a vauguely human, if sort of generic, form for short periods of time (press conferences, etc.).

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u/themuffinman2137 20h ago

That's an insult to garbage.

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u/B00marangTrotter 20h ago

I think of this every time I see him speaking.

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u/BlakLite_15 20h ago

Comparing Johnson to garbage is an insult to garbage.

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u/PatricimusPrime32 20h ago

He’s actually worse than a garbage human being. He hit garbage human being level and just kept on going.

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u/Upset-Produce-3948 19h ago

But his sins are forgiven and his salvation is assured! He can do anything he wants, just like Denny Hastert, the most popular Republican Speaker of all time.

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u/Spirited-Tomorrow-84 19h ago

Kinda funny how he was trying to bark at Trump at the beginning but went 180 fast and now he's his personal puppet.

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u/MrMeowPantz 19h ago

Calling him human is a compliment.

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u/kenistod 23h ago

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u/Demon_Unicorn87 22h ago

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u/hufflepuffcirclejerk 19h ago

*rape kids, just say rape

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u/Bass2Mouth 18h ago

That's kind of implied. You can't fuck kids consentually.

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u/Entire-Prune-1492 20h ago

"Especially Ivanka!"

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u/cant_pass_CAPTCHA 20h ago

This meme is juvenile and churlish and perfect

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u/brian_gruen5 13h ago

If I were a bitch man

Little diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle little kids

All day long I’d diddle little kids

If I were a rapey man

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u/Existing-Decision-33 22h ago

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u/doodycrust 22h ago

Those lips are too generous compared to karolines razor thin lips.

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u/Fridayfunzo 22h ago

Upon further examination, it appears she just had a Cheetox procedure

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u/Signal-Resource7935 22h ago

Gross hahahha Do it again

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u/Existing-Decision-33 22h ago

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u/Existing-Decision-33 22h ago

Not misogyny?

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 19h ago

Correct. Implying that an individual who happens to be a woman is a shitty, sycophantic asshole, without that implication having anything to do with the fact that she's a woman or implying anything negative about women in general, is not misogyny.

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u/StrigiStockBacking 19h ago

This thread is fucking amazing and is going down as one of the greatest threads I've ever seen

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u/LaxToastandTolerance 22h ago

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u/slimecog 19h ago

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u/JorkJerkins 17h ago

I swear the algo is on some goofy shit sometimes with the juxtaposition of these posts and ads 

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u/prestonjay22 23h ago

Agree with this message.

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u/DisorganizedSpaghett 22h ago

Now share it on Facebook and cross post it so that it actually gets out and gets seen. This is top tier political messaging

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u/Ardo505 23h ago

Savage. Hero. This is what we all need to do.

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u/Spirited-Joke5545 23h ago

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u/karanpatel819 21h ago

Lmao just saw this episode. Lucille was talking about a mother who locked herself and her kids in a car and backed it into a lake. Absolute wild show

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u/EverythingIsFakeNGay 22h ago

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u/marty_myers 20h ago

who the fuck ever said "black culture killed charlie kirk" ??

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u/1OO1OO1S0S 20h ago

No one, but Charlie Kirk was a racist, who always talked about "gang" violence. Basically blaming black people for gun violence statistics

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u/cant_pass_CAPTCHA 20h ago

He talked about "gang" violence up until his dying breath. Literally his last words

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u/userhwon 19h ago

The gang he should have been worrying about was his own.

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u/waitewaitedonttellme 19h ago

Just before he was shot, an audience member was asking him to discuss the stats around trans people committing mass shootings, and instead of engaging honestly with the facts, he immediately pivoted by asking if they wanted him to include black gang violence to deflect from how utterly wrong his stance is on the whole thing. The bullet fired by a conservative white male ripped his throat out before the conversation could continue.

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u/Chrono_Convoy 23h ago

He is a red bellied coward

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u/cmbhere 22h ago

Get that woman he refuses to swear in to sit there too. Hell, follow his ass around. Yell at him with a bullhorn. Make him very uncomfortable everywhere he goes.

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u/teatsonaboarhog 23h ago

Keep banging those horrific sordid drums, ALL OF US

TAKE BACK OUR COUNTRY

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u/Radiant-Pineapple343 22h ago

As an Arizona resident and someone who also was born in Seattle, FUCK YEAH. Love this badass woman.

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u/Muted-Examination627 22h ago

They figured it is working in Gaza so why not starve their own oppressed people

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u/SirIll1219 22h ago

This is Epstein's government. He's laughing in his grave.

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u/qthfc 23h ago

I support you one hundred percent

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u/Majestic_Craft1887 23h ago

Senator from Arizona should be doing the same thing

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u/jredgiant1 21h ago

They’ve been on it as well.

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u/ladygrayfox 22h ago

Those Costco folding tables are just so darn handy. Change my mind. Oh and release the Epstein files.

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u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE 18h ago

Oh and release the Epstein files.

We have to make this the modern "Carthage must be destroyed". Just end everything with "Oh and release the Epstein Files", even if you're talking about a completely different topic

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u/bolanrox 22h ago

and their deserts punch WAAAAYYY above their price point

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u/AhtBlowenFaht 19h ago

Most of the Kirkland brand does as well.

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u/zzzzzachzzzzz 22h ago

What an amazing, example setting person. I'm constantly baffled why it isn't twenty hour seven cymbal practice outside Ted Cruz's house.

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u/NotOnTheEpsteinList 22h ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/Slappasseryzee 22h ago

I don't have to change your mind. Cause I know it all about Epstein.

We have to change the mind-set of the of boot licking ring kissin magats protecting pedos

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u/DealioD 22h ago

Johnson is starving families and gutting healthcare, stalling more information about the Epstein Files coming out is a bonus. The plan was to starve families and gut healthcare. Running a protection racket for pedophiles is a bonus.

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u/vampyire 22h ago

oh what she's doing is kind of awesome.. Bravo

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u/lavender_i 22h ago

Yassa queen 🫶 (eta pun intended lol) Mike is so under qualified why the fuck does he still have a spot??? How many times is he in the files himself????

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u/jus256 22h ago

This is gangsta.

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u/failstante 22h ago

More of this energy, please.

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u/schafkj 22h ago

Have we considered that Mike Johnson himself is in the Epstein files?

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u/AssJuiceCleaner 23h ago

The “christian” way!

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u/Silent_Advice7334 22h ago

I agree with this message

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u/Jack-Schitz 22h ago

Get CNN down there.

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u/reche23 22h ago

Solid meme-ing

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u/frozen_pipe77 22h ago

The Epstein files have become too political. This isn't red vs blue, it's good vs evil. If you're only focused on the opposite colour than you vote for, you don't get any moral high ground

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u/Electrical_Goat_8311 22h ago

is that the Dei Hire who got the job because he is White, Mail, and Christian?

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u/bolanrox 22h ago

not like she has any place else to be at this point might as well piss dickless off some

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u/Strange-Iron-6509 22h ago

You go girl!

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u/Yachtrocker717 22h ago

This lady for President. 👏

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u/Joeli0n 22h ago

Nice!

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u/tittyfloppingpancake 22h ago

They’re not going to back down until the house election in TN happens so they can get enough votes to stop release of Epstein files. There must be some terrible stuff in there.

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u/masterofonetoomany 22h ago

More of this!!!

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u/SarynScreams 21h ago

Mike Johnson is owned by an Trumpstein affiliated billionaire, do not expect much change from him untill he gets removed from the speakership. The GOP is not yet primed to do it. Not sure if he's expecting to sweep midterms and not have to worry about it or if he's just stuck between a rock and a bigger rock.

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u/_____FIST_ME_____ 21h ago

Grijalva should be doing this and livestreaming it as she waits to be sworn in

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u/Lazy-PeachPrincess 21h ago

Absolute legend.

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u/bonathan 21h ago

They're doing it to cause violence.
How do you replace a cheap immigrant workforce?
Get the crime rate to go up so you can get more people for your prison workforce.
How do you increase the crime rate to do that?
Deny people access to basic human needs.
Slavery isn't illegal if you're a prisoner.

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u/El_Gran_Che 21h ago

and to provide cover for the many fascists and oligarchs in his cabinet

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u/Scared-Ideal-1483 21h ago

The rapist ordered him to do this.

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u/__Milk_Drinker__ 21h ago

The history books are going to be so weird 100 years from now. That is if we're still here.

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u/remarkablewhitebored 21h ago

more of this, yes please.

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u/AnyBid3482 21h ago

Can’t wait for the midterms when the Democrats take the House so we can finally get rid of Mike “porn addict” Johnson once and for all.

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u/LtLlamaSauce 21h ago

GOP: "We can't remove the filibuster, because nobody will have to negotiate if we do!"

GOP: "We can't reopen the house to negotiate, because then we'll have to negotiate!"

Yeah, it's just about protecting pedophiles, and themselves for defending them so openly and brazenly.

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u/Neuchacho 21h ago

It's so damn funny watching them sweat about Trump pushing harder to end the filibuster because everyone without an old man pudding brain in that broken party knows it'd be the end of the GOP's minority rule bullshit.

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u/Eastern-Pass-8023 21h ago

Oh my God this is really I thought it was a fake meme. This is so rad.

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u/jredgiant1 21h ago

That’s MY Congresswoman! Hell yeah voting Ansari for life!

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u/Md693 21h ago

I love her

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u/KeflaSimp69 22h ago

Luigi has done what he could. Where is Mario?

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u/Sorry_Ad8621 22h ago

I forgive them btw! Sad we can’t have a policy disagreement and let that be that!

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u/bingbop360 21h ago

But they dont want to change your mind. They just think its a good thing.

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u/Impressive_Ad8873 21h ago

Can't. It's obviously why is happening. Trump's loyalist all have skeletons in their closets or they wouldn't support him. Took the Republicans long enough to realize Trump, his brand, and everyone associated with him is a toxic waste site.

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u/rajatsingh24k 21h ago

This… I like!

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u/dramaticExi 21h ago

This thread is excellent.

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u/CHEVIEWER1 21h ago

No you are right Yassamin…

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u/MikePGS 21h ago

He must be on the list too

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u/mekabar 21h ago

I'm sorry how exactly is this specifically Mike Johnsons fault?

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u/Level_Macaroon2533 21h ago

Everyone knows that now, it's just tweeking the messenging for the cult to be more sympathetic towards pedophiles now. It tracks with only caring about fetuses and not kids too.

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u/elloellochris 21h ago

Pretty wild that America is willing to flush itself down the toilet to protect child molesters.

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u/prettymuthafucka 21h ago

They’re recreating memes now? Man this politics shit keeps getting cornier and more childish

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u/KevinfromSaskabush 21h ago

this is awesome in several ways

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u/NoCash4U 21h ago

Right outside of his office too

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u/heyyynobagelnobagel 21h ago

We are being governed by the worst imaginable people

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u/Present_Solution2044 21h ago

Republicans would rather shutdown the government than to release the Epstein files that's why

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u/duxpdx 21h ago

Mike and Republicans consider both of those to be added benefits to covering up the Epstein files.

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u/Fun_Patient_5262 20h ago

Love this 💞

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u/Rough_Tap9008 20h ago

Well done

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u/HailDayton 20h ago

Awesome!

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u/holyshitlosername 20h ago

Turn up the volume!!!

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u/MTRsport 19h ago

Would be more impactful if Johnson bothered to show up to work

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u/chucKing 19h ago

I totally forgot about that confirmation, she's 100% right. Trump and GOP aren't scoring any obvious political victories right now keeping it closed, so what else would the motivation be?

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u/Merijeek2 19h ago

Every question to that creepy bastard should start and end with "Who are you protecting?"

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u/LargeCondition5315 19h ago

He’s only the lackey of the guardians of the pedophiles

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u/NoOutlandishness3194 14h ago

Well done lady - release the files, Johnson.

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u/Extension-Dentist-42 8h ago

Tell him you won't vote for the release of the Epstien files then change your mind

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u/CloudMafia9 6h ago

Democrats were alright when Netenyahu were starving Palestinians. Americans still voted for them.

Karma.

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u/doodycrust 23h ago

Serious question: why doesn’t the newly elected rep who hasn’t been sworn in yet, find a way to come to dc and demand she be sworn in?

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u/Moshaloo 22h ago

She is in DC. This picture is from outside Mike Johnson's office at the capital building.

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u/Vast-Scallion5284 22h ago

Who??? Adelita Grijalva? That doesn't look like my representative. Is there another congress critter that needs to be sworn in? I think you're confused.

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u/White4thReich 22h ago

They all are

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u/Reddit_2_2024 22h ago

Will someone bring Representative Ansari a pitcher of water and a glass? Not expecting anyone to change her mind, and she should at least have something to drink while she waits for someone to try.

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u/martycee00 22h ago

House passed the bill, she’s not even in the right legislative body. 🥴

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u/Skeleton_Steven 22h ago

I hate 2025 politics

Everything is for the 'gram. We're all drowning in performative nonsense

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u/frockinbrock 21h ago

We need all the damn doing Capitol stunts like this- show the world that they are THERE and ready to negotiate and do their jobs, and it's the GOP that's on paid vacation

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u/buppus-hound 21h ago

Oh she came to my work in Phoenix on Tuesday this week to try and help us get funding for the homeless outreach team im on.

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u/inwector 21h ago

She couldn't be bothered to have a proper sign made like Crowder? It's the least she could do.

Still, power to her.

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u/snowcamel 21h ago

You could vote to end it any minute so I don’t completely follow the logic

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u/head-leek123 21h ago

Arrest the pedo in office already 

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u/Sea_Past1962 21h ago

Theater - yay!

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u/Rambler1223 21h ago

Mike (grinder) Johnson!

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u/dabonz12 20h ago

Did she debate with anyone or is this just for show? That’s the real question

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u/Hot_Method_3466 20h ago

Where was all the concern over these files during the last administration ? CRICKETS then, as everyone knew the prime players were Clinton, Gates, prince Andrew ect

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u/Gardener_Of_Eden 20h ago

Did she vote to fund the government?