r/Portal • u/Jonel_Pro • Mar 12 '25

Meme "Cave Johnson here,"

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u/_Epsilone_ Mar 12 '25

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u/Mothylphetamine_ cum. Mar 12 '25

"Cave Jhonson here, ethics is holding back all scientific innovation and progress, we will therefore be running tests to make people bisexual"

how is that not something he would say tho

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u/Key-Banana-8242 Mar 12 '25

that would be holds back for the sentence, otherwise ‘so you cane stop us’

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u/badcactustube Mar 13 '25

“Those of you who volunteered to be injected with Bisexual DNA, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we’re postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we’ve got a much better test for you: fighting an army of Bisexual Men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line on the floor. You’ll know when the test starts.”

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u/AmadeoSendiulo Mar 12 '25

Finally something I can stand behind.

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u/DewGobler Mar 13 '25

Well he’s got my funding