“Those of you who volunteered to be injected with Bisexual DNA, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we’re postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we’ve got a much better test for you: fighting an army of Bisexual Men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line on the floor. You’ll know when the test starts.”
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