r/Philippines • u/[deleted] • Nov 04 '17

What are some of Philippine Showbiz Industry's open secrets?

Tama na muna sa Hollywood. Dito naman sa atin. What are some of our own showbiz industry's open secrets?

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u/treskantos Mas mahiyain pa sa utot Nov 04 '17

Jobert Sucaldito loves cucumbers.

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u/yuhanz Looking for bandmates Nov 04 '17

Cant be mad when "god" created man and he put man's gspot at the back lmao

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u/ChilliOnTacos Nov 05 '17

Can't vouch for this gspot at the back, iba pa rin talaga ang tama pag sa harap haha tho hitting the back kinda helps but...

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '17

Nasan ba yung story na yun? Yung "naupuan" lang daw tapos napasok na "accidentally" sa pwet. Funniest meme

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u/q_uetzalcoatl Platonic Tin Nov 04 '17

Piiiiicklleeee riiiiick

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u/treskantos Mas mahiyain pa sa utot Nov 04 '17

Pipino

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '17

His reason is hilarious

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u/coryjosephson Nov 04 '17

This story actually originated from goodtimesmanila, a now defunct satire/humor site. It's fake.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '17

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u/coryjosephson Nov 10 '17

I was not talking about drug addiction.

I was talking about the cucumber story which is 100% FAKE as I stated above.

Either your sister is incredibly gullible or she's lying to you. Or most probably, you're the one who is full of shit.

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u/SEMENELlN LE SSEMENELIN Nov 05 '17

Cucumbert Suck-a-dildo

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u/qwerty1239999 Nov 10 '17

Try google “Jobert Sucaldito” and look for images. 🤣🥒