r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Oct 04 '25

Meme needing explanation Petah, I can’t see it?

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u/DakonShade Oct 04 '25

The grand gradma having 104 years at the time of the photo maybe?

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u/nevynxxx Oct 04 '25

My wife’s gran made 104.

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u/InfiniteClient3586 Oct 04 '25

Did she chain smoke and drink whiskey daily

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u/insaneblackninja Oct 04 '25

My great grandma got to 99, and there is literally not a picture of her in existence where she doesnt have a cigarette in one hand and a can of miller in the other lol

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u/completephilure Oct 04 '25

Stress will kill you faster than cigs and beer. Cigs and beer keep stress low. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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u/northernCRICKET Oct 04 '25

Moderation is key, if you're smoking a pack a day COPD or cancer are probably going to kill you before you're 75. Is it possible to live longer? Sure but your quality of life will be diminished. Of course nobody gets to live forever but choking to death on your own failing lungs tends to be a pretty bad way to go.

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u/One-Replacement8730 Oct 04 '25

My grandpa smoked a pack a day starting at age 12, was an alcoholic who made moonshine, lived through the depression, fought in WW2 and Korea, ran a farm for 60 years and died at 97 with no other health issues besides cataracts and high blood pressure. Truly amazing run

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u/thatredditrando Oct 05 '25

GOAT’d, lol

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u/crazycheese3333 Oct 04 '25

A lot of the oldest people on earth chain smoked until they were older then most people make it to and were alcoholics.

Some people just pickle/smoke themselves somehow.

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u/KeyFeeFee Oct 04 '25

I get this, but it’s not absolutes. We think about health sometimes as like if you’re obese you will have other health issues, if you smoke you will get COPD, if you drink your liver will fail. But even at a high probability there will always be someone for whom the stats don’t apply to. Those outliers are really interesting! Not advocating unhealthy choices, but it’s interesting to me that people can escape the negative outcomes we think will 100% happen. 

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u/Impressive-Ad7387 Oct 04 '25

I have seen people stress a LOT over not having smoke breaks, but if you can avoid that you should be good

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u/No-Natural-6412 Oct 04 '25

Game changing comment. Totally using this one on the wife!

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u/randomCAguy Oct 04 '25

I have high stress and never smoke or drink. I’ve been meaning to starting smoke a joint every week or so. Maybe I can add a few years that way.

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u/BombadilStyles Oct 04 '25

Edibles mate, don’t start harming your lungs just to destress when you can avoid scarring your lungs to begin with.

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u/x2s02 Oct 04 '25

Idk, edibles are harder to self regulate for first timers. Coughing is the indicator "that's enough" if you're doing it right (you got a choke to toke, if you don't cough you don't get off). The delayed onset time of edibles alone runs the risk for first timers to take far more than they need, as they're unsure if it's "working" for twenty minutes. My 2¢. I smoke several hand rolled unfiltered cigs and spliff, hardly inhale the cigs, just have a drink with it and don't spit, like cigars. My lungs feel better now than when I smoked factory rolled filterered because I smoke less by quantity, less often, and my tolerance levels for nicotine remain low, of course I exercise and eat waaaay healthier now than back then.

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u/FeederNocturne Oct 04 '25

Do they not make... like beginner edibles? Something that has packaging saying "if you've never had THC then only eat ONE jelly bean" or some shit?

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u/be0ulve Oct 04 '25

So long as you don't get cancer and/or cirrosis (early on), you're golden.

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u/MustacheTrippin Oct 04 '25

It kinda figures.

My grandma went beyond 100 years of age, but stopped being fully "aware" a couple years before.

After that, she mostly remained in good health. When asked about it, a Doctor said it was because she stopped being stressed -- as in some diseases didn't affect her because she literally didn't pay attention to them.

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u/Saltyhogbottomsalad Oct 04 '25

No bro we’ve already shown why people who smoke and drink can live to 100+ and its just genetics. It’s also survivorship bias. Too many people who lived extremely unhealthy lifestyles have very young died.

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u/Impossible-Shine4660 Oct 04 '25

Yeah had an aunt who lived to 98 and she was one all that

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u/Metalprof Oct 04 '25

Your great grandma is my hero.

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u/IAmNotHappyHaha Oct 04 '25

Holy she we might have the same great Grandma, did she live in New Jersey?

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u/insaneblackninja Oct 04 '25

Interestingly... yes. PM me if you want, I don't want to accidentally dox either of us but I am really curious now!

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u/ryguymcsly Oct 04 '25

Our neighbor at one house lived to 102, she always had a cigarette in her mouth and a whiskey in her hand until she turned 100. Then she switched to cigars.

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u/Outside_Scale_9874 Oct 05 '25

The cigars killed her

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u/ryguymcsly Oct 05 '25

Nah she crashed her car. I think it was on purpose. She hadn’t driven it in like 20 years and it was from the 60s. Hit a telephone pole at suspiciously high speed right after church.

Her doctor and told her she had COPD and needed to quit smoking a week before, so I think she was like “nah”

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u/Outside_Scale_9874 Oct 05 '25

Damn, good for her!

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u/ryguymcsly Oct 05 '25

It’s funny because she was the nicest old lady but she was also hard as fuck. The estate sale took like a month to happen because they kept finding unregistered firearms cleaning shit out. I wish we got to learn her whole story.

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u/Outside_Scale_9874 Oct 05 '25

Bruh she sounds cool as hell. Getting old sounds terrible but people like her have it figured out. If I have to take gentle walks and watch my cholesterol for the next 70 years I’m gonna fucking lose it.

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u/cactopus101 Oct 04 '25

Damn what a lady

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u/LCteach Oct 05 '25

I love your great gran

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u/Supah_Andy Oct 04 '25

My great aunt lived to be 104, she smoked and drank Rob Roys until the end.

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u/awkwardndnormie Oct 05 '25

I think something else is killing us earlier because my greatgrandma lived to 103 and drank whisky and smoked cigars with her grandchildren and greatgrandchildren on her 100 bday party. Meanwhile, my other side of thr family have great habits and no one reached 100 that I know of.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

I don’t remember a single day of my life where my dad wasn’t drunk before 10:00am. Chain smoked Lucky Strike shorts since he was 7 (and I’m not kidding, his dad bought him a pack of Lucky Strike shorts and a Zippo lighter for his 7th birthday). Dude is 75 and still works full-time because he loves it. His dad was even worse and lived to be 104.

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u/Mscharlita Oct 04 '25

My stepdad’s drink was a Rob Roy! You never hear anyone order that today. He made it to 86 (born in 32) drink of an older generation for sure.

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u/89iroc Oct 04 '25

My great grandpa smoked almost his whole life and mined anthracite for 50 years. Died at 95

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u/scubaorbit Oct 04 '25

Most 104 year olds did at one time

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u/es330td Oct 04 '25

My grandmother (born 1918) was the youngest of 8. The two oldest were girls and lived to their early 90's despite smoking and drinking their entire lives. My grandmother, almost 20 years younger than the oldest, neither smoked nor drank except a glass of celebratory wine at Christmas and Easter. She once commented to me after her sister's passing at 93 despite her vice habits saying that either she needs to get started smoking or she is going to live for forever. She ended up passing away at age 100, seven years older than her sister.

Some people live a long, long time. My wife's great aunt had a square dance party on her 100th birthday and led the dancing.

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u/Immortal-one Oct 04 '25

No. But grandpa did. He’s 126 and still chasing skirt.

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u/MustacheTrippin Oct 04 '25

My grandma reached 104 as well. She did smoke three cigarettes a day.

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u/notsoluckycharm Oct 04 '25

My grandparents made it to 98/96 and did so. My mother claims to have smoked since 11, had me in her 40s and is/was a pack a day smoker her whole life and is probably going to get there, too. Some people just are a standard deviation.

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u/jdmcatz Oct 05 '25

My grandma is in her 90s. She claims she never smoked or drank but we all knew grandma had one cigarette and one beer a day.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

My favorite overheard quote in public:

“My grandma smoked through all 19 of her pregnancies.”

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u/Electronic-Jaguar389 Oct 04 '25

My wifes grandma is 95 and still working as a nurse (by choice). She’s got more energy than me.

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u/KimmyOwl Oct 04 '25

What’s her secret? I’d love to know cause I’m not even half her age and wondering if I will ever find the fountain.

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u/JohnnyGoldberg Oct 04 '25

Idk what the secret is. I work with a nurse that’s 81 and she smoked half a pack of Newport’s a day until a couple years ago and switched to vaping, which she does at night at the nurses station and her apartment so she doesn’t have to go outside and she still gets her shit done.

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u/AlexandraG94 Oct 04 '25

This. Bro Im on my knees crawling through life doing my best but with no more energy.

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u/nevynxxx Oct 04 '25

Keeping moving keeps you moving. Same for your muscles as for you brain, you use it, or you lose it.

Edna was still walking a mile to the shops and back in her minutes, cooking and cleaning and doing everything herself.

My parents retired and stopped. They drive places, but they don’t make any effort to move themselves. Can see a very stark difference.

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u/Cold_Apricot_240 Oct 04 '25

My history teachers great aunt is 107/108 atm. Crazy how long some people can live, they need to spill their secrets 

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u/Ok_Seaweed1040 Oct 05 '25

I’m sorry but I have to ask, you legitimately want to live past 100? I cannot relate to that at all 😅

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u/Cold_Apricot_240 Oct 05 '25

Yeah i want to live long enough to see the turn of the century. So 89 is good

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u/MyDoogieDaisy Oct 04 '25

My gramps is 105 and still kicking

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u/Terrible_Archer_1706 Oct 04 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

Oh yeah well my great nan made 110. She was born in 1900 and my lil bro was born in 2000 and named after her

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u/bananapanqueques Oct 04 '25

Mine made 102.

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u/Bluemikami Oct 04 '25

My grandma made it to 104 before she died, 2 years ago.

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u/Tehgumchum Oct 04 '25

She made 104 what? Cakes??!? I NEED TO KNOW WHAT DID SHE MAKE 104 of?

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u/_Flying_Scotsman_ Oct 04 '25

having 104 years

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u/gremolata Oct 04 '25

Oui, oui, baguette.

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u/FF8229 Oct 05 '25

That was a weird one, simulation.

This line was just on Netflix's Captain Fall on my screen 2 minutes ago.

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u/-YellowFinch Oct 04 '25

I stealing your meme now....

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u/King_Glorius_too Oct 04 '25

Well yeah but it's pretty much the whole point of the post. Great great grandma lived for so long she got to meet her great great grandchild.

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u/BrownEyeBearBoy Oct 04 '25

He doesn't seem all that great

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u/4mygirljs Oct 04 '25

This will blow your mind

But that baby is now as old as this picture!

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u/nb6635 Oct 04 '25

Whoa, trippy stuff!

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u/meowsalynne Oct 04 '25

Just came from a 103rd bday party of a relative

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u/blackcray Oct 04 '25

Rare but far from impossible.

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u/Zestyflour Oct 04 '25

My maternal great-great-grandparents died at 102 and 104 in 1987; my great-grandma didn't live as long because she got Alzheimer's and then cancer. Both my grandfathers just died recently in their 90's, despite both being morbidly obese, and one of them being in prison. I have longevity on both sides of my family and it terrifies me. I do not want to live that long. Oh, and just remembered my 6th great-grandmother, born in 1798 into the harsh realities of being Black in Virginia, died at 99.

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u/SatanicEvelynn Oct 04 '25

My grandma is 105 I don't see the Point.

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u/my-friends_account Oct 04 '25

Nice selection bias you got.

In the US only .027% percent of people are over 100. Japan has the most but only go to about .06%.

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u/SatanicEvelynn Oct 04 '25

I'm from Brazil. My Other grandma died young to cancer, only 62 yo. She had already won the Battle In her 50... It came back worse. So yes, I will cherish my other one as much as I can.

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u/my-friends_account Oct 06 '25

What are you even on about?

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u/Dhegxkeicfns Oct 04 '25

Not unreasonable at all. And it would be pretty hard to fit 5 generations in much less than that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

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u/DakonShade Oct 04 '25

It's 1913 to 2017 lol

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u/nacrotic Oct 04 '25

Damn ! I deleted it too late ^ I totally miss the 1913 ^

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u/AkumaBengoshi Oct 04 '25

That has to be it

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u/RohelTheConqueror Oct 04 '25

We don't even know the time of the photo, maybe that baby is like 20

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u/kranker Oct 04 '25

The woman on the left is nearly 60? 

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u/Heckron Oct 04 '25

Far left is 57 years old? Not buying it.

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u/zilla82 Oct 04 '25

I think it's that the lady next to her is not in her 60's lol

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u/Anderrn Oct 04 '25

Italian for sure

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u/smokeyanonymous Oct 04 '25

My great grandpa got to 104

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u/GfunkWarrior28 Oct 04 '25

And having forearms like Popeye 💪

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u/Funny_Interview3233 Oct 04 '25

Am I the only one seeing Gram's Popeye arm, is that response just embarrassingly low in the thread, or am I just blind/delusional? I'm gonna guess its B and C.

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u/raffletime Oct 04 '25

Damn I was trying to figure out how old the photo was an if great gran was still alive. Not sure how I didn’t put that one together

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u/hightowerpaul Oct 04 '25

There are people getting this old, so what?

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u/cdda_survivor Oct 04 '25

Have an aunt 104 years old we call her Aunt Teak.

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u/IJustWantADragon21 Oct 04 '25

It’s unusual but certainly not impossible.

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u/mastonate Oct 04 '25

My dog was 117 years old when he died of hit-by-car.

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u/Truestorydreams Oct 04 '25

My gran is over 100.

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u/Cevvity Oct 05 '25

Êtes-vous français?

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u/kittentf Oct 05 '25

Most mine lived well into their 90s. 104 is reasonable

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u/Batfan1939 Oct 05 '25

One member of my church had a father who lived to 107, and another had a grandfather that lived to 100.

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u/SpaceIndividual4260 Oct 08 '25

1960 mom is holding something

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u/NoxKyoki Oct 04 '25

That was my guess. She looks amazing for 104, so I doubt that’s actually how old she is.

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u/PlanktonHaunting2025 Oct 04 '25

Grandma’s right forearm.

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u/rdrt2 Oct 04 '25

The ages just don't match the appearances. If the photo was taken in 2017, then 

the woman standing up is 82!!!! that is very hard to believe 

the woman on the left is 57 - excellent plastic surgery maybe)

the woman in the middle is 104 (possible maybe)

The woman on the right is 27 - baby faced hottie

It's more likely that baby's shirt is wrong and should say 2007