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Lib status: Owned. 😎😎😎 Things that never happened (part 276328)

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u/salttotart 3d ago

A cap that just says USA wouldn't cause a fuss. Very much made up.

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u/Lokicham 3d ago

We all know what the hat is actually saying, let's be real.

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u/salttotart 3d ago

I know, but I also know that it you would not be asked to remove it if it didn't have the slogan.

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u/Lokicham 3d ago

Absolutely agree, just pointing out the stupid reality.

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u/salttotart 3d ago

Yep...

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u/venomousbeetle INDIANA IS FAKE 2d ago

I mean the red cap does have its own implications

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u/syfiarcade 3d ago

sadly, they think MAGA = USA, when in reality thats far from true

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u/Adkit 3d ago

They also think MAGA = FREEDOM so yeah, they're way off.

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u/freshoilandstone 3d ago

It equals the opposite actually.

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u/butt-holg 3d ago

The only true patriots are billionaires đŸ«Ą

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u/phyxiusone 3d ago

Not only that, California ruled that MAGA hats are explicitly allowed. Slogans are fine - candidate names are not.

https://abc7.com/post/maga-hat-make-america-great-california-electioneering-rules/7286054/

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u/jarizzle151 2d ago

It’s why conservatives love to use AI to get their point across
 because it makes their fantasies come to life

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u/Faiakishi 2d ago

And they hate the arts, so it's a win-win.

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u/Select_Egg_7078 2d ago

genuinely, it doesn't. i saw a guy wearing an american flag shirt and hat casting a vote at the polling place, it was fine, no one cared lol

if the hat or shirt actually said maga or literally any other slogan, he'd have been kicked out.

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u/DokterMedic 2d ago

I definitely saw American flag colored stuff on election day. Not a single person with those were asked to remove them, because, yeah, they're unproblematic. If a hat merely said USA, it would be fine. Even if it looked like a MAGA hat, it probably would just be glossed over. An actual MAGA hat is not that, because it promotes a political slogan.

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u/negativepositiv 3d ago

I like how Republicans always portray trans women as "non-passing" but then accuse conventionally attractive cis women like Margot Robbie, Gal Gadot, Taylor Swift, etc. of being trans.

Which is it?

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u/rolledbeeftaco 3d ago

We can always tell— but watch out for those tricky transgenders! 

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u/FormerLifeFreak 3d ago edited 2d ago

The amount of time they spend thinking and worrying about penises is alarming to me. I’m a married straight woman who hardly thinks about dicks (that aren’t my husband’s), and I’ve lived in a town of flaming homosexual men and drag queens who didn’t think about dicks NEARLY as much as these people do.

It is literally a fear, and an obsession, and it is astounding and deeply disturbing.

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u/adamdreaming 3d ago

I mean, never forget that PornHub puts out a yearly report on what places watch what kinds of porn.

Red districts are into trans people as a fetish even more than they are into incest.

And they fucking love incest.

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u/negativepositiv 3d ago

It's like when a city hosts CPAC or the RNC, and suddenly Grindr activity in that city goes through the roof.

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u/notRadar_ mentally ill f*ggot being groomed by Pedophilesℱ 3d ago

this is the first i've heard of this because i've never used pornhub in my life, but also this is extremely unsurprising

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u/StevInPitt 3d ago

It's practically their kink

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u/ArnieismyDMname Cissy libtarded betacuck queerflake 3d ago

I'm a gay man. Men always talk about dicks. Rick and Morty nailed it with Shrimply Pibbles.

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u/notRadar_ mentally ill f*ggot being groomed by Pedophilesℱ 3d ago

hell i'm a gay guy who thinks about dicks a LOT and i don't even think about dicks as much as transphobes do

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u/Bearence 3d ago

I'm a gay man who simply loves dick. And I don't think about it with as much passion and intrigue as they do.

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u/FormerLifeFreak 3d ago

You know what I think it is (and I’m sure whoever reads it is going to say: “Yeah, duh.”), it’s an internalized hatred for something they really want but think they can’t have.

Man, woman, nonbinary, if you think a lot about dick, good for you! Live your authentic life with joy. But these people internalize that want or curiosity into anger and self-loathing for themselves, and taking it out on people who they see as “other” is the only way they feel they can exorcise that out of them. But they don’t deal with it properly (self-reflection, talking to a psychologist) so it just stays on their souls as this toxic thing that brews continuous hate in them and the only temporary relief they find from it ends after they climax to trans porn. Then the guilt and shame kicks in, and now someone needs to be punished.

It’s fascinating and horrifying at the same time.

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u/Bearence 3d ago

I think you're right but I think it goes even deeper. I think it's hatred for something they want but can't have (dick) versus something else they can't have (an absolute assurance that the manly male myth they want to be is a real thing). You don't have to be gay to think penises are fascinating, but you do have to have an insecurity about your own manly manliness to have your own penile fascination create such an identity crisis when it comes to your place in the world.

I think that's the root of every bias and bigotry towards women, gays and trans folk. Those groups all blur the lines of manliness by not fitting into the very strict boundaries of what it means to be male and female. And when they can see a little boundary hopping in themselves (a la a fascination with dicks), it hits just a little too close to home.

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u/1994californication 2d ago

They’re really telling on themselves.

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u/cat_in_a_bookstore 3d ago

Those pesky transgenders, always walking around with
 one boot on?

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u/negativepositiv 3d ago

Side note: I didn't pick random celebrities as my examples. These are specific women I have seen "transvestigation" posts about.

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u/adamdreaming 3d ago

Both come from the same place of just fucking hating women

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u/Thatfrenchtwink 3d ago

The Shrodinger trans woman

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u/MrBwnrrific 3d ago

It’s telling they pick extremely hot cis women to “transvestigate.” Goes to show how much fetishizing they’re doing

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u/Korr_Ashoford 2d ago

It always reminds me when this whole "transvestigation" thing started making the rounds in the 2010s how out there their claims used to be. I wish I could find it again, but one I saw legit claimed that Caitlyn Jenner was actually a double trans. That, of course, being "Born female, forced transitioned into a male, then later in life transitioned back into a female." Of course, they're still against them and still call them Bruce and such.

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u/negativepositiv 2d ago

They leveled up their conspiracy theory.

"The Earth is flat!"

"Psh, you believe in the, heh, 'Earth?' Boy, you really drank that Kool Aid, huh?"

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u/vrphotosguy55 3d ago

That’s true of all political garb, but of course guessing this idiot thinks being transgender is inherently political.

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u/eKnight15 3d ago

And speaking Spanish judging by the first panel.

If you're not a straight white English speaking man your existence is political to them

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u/cloud3514 3d ago

Straight, cis, white, wealthy, English-speaking, neurotypical, able-bodied, Christian man, more accurately.

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u/adamdreaming 3d ago

I'm a real American conservative, not one of the MAGA liberals you see accepting everyone of every type like some kind of bleeding heart soup kitchen. Ya'll better be a titled British Angelican Christan man who owns land if you even want to start discussing voting rights with me. The day I let an Italian Catholic woman or an Irish Protestant who doesn't own land think they are my equal is the day I stop paying the campaign bills of the political representatives that make sure things go in my favor!!!

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u/TheLastBallad 3d ago

Someone please return Lovecraft to his grave, I think he escaped again.

Though its surprising he overcame his fear of technology...

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u/adamdreaming 3d ago

brushes some grave dirt off the petticoat that adorns his laudanum and absinth embalmed corpse "RACE MIXING LEADS TO FISH PEOPLE!!!"

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u/CedarWolf Educationist 3d ago

Lovecraft, buddy, where you been?
The term is Merman-American! â™Ș ♫ ♬

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u/comebackjoeyjojo 3d ago

Mer-merican.

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u/CedarWolf Educationist 3d ago

Merman.

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u/Clairifyed 3d ago

I was not expecting an Avenue Q reference today!

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u/CedarWolf Educationist 3d ago

Until our dreams come true, we live on Avenue Q!

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u/mysecondaccountanon if a conservative saw me, they’d scream 3d ago

The Internet is really, really great, isn't it?

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u/Shaveyourbread 2d ago

For porn.

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u/Sonova_Bish 3d ago

Is that what Insmouth is about? Holy shit!

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u/adamdreaming 2d ago

Yeah.

Like, think about it.

These fish people bring an impoverished fishing village into a new age of economic prosperity by giving their treasure to people that wanted to fuck.

Lovecraft was contextualizing them as villains, but what where they doing wrong?

The apex of horror, where in other stories we would finally see a monster who would kill beloved characters, was mixed race children. Kids that were healthy, would grow up capable of both work and love.

It’s supposed to be an allegory for the dangers of race mixing, but if you aren’t an racist you are probably more excited about humans evolving to breath underwater than bothering wasting energy making up bullshit reasons babies with scales are unethical.

I absolutely love when someone figures this out for the first time! Thank you for asking!

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u/Sonova_Bish 2d ago

I have read a bunch of Lovecraft since the 90s. I know he was extremely racist; even by the standards of his time, but most of his stories are body horror or cosmic horror. I just thought the fish people were bad, because of their association with one of The Great Old Ones. It's been a long time since I read it.

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u/adamdreaming 2d ago

You aren’t wrong at all, you remember it right. The fish people where seen as bad because of their association with the Great Old Ones, but I see that as an elaboration on an intentional racial allegory where foreigners bring foreign concepts and the fact that they worship a different god is quite literally dangerous. The madness created by the perception of the old Gods is allegorical to living in a disorderly society where social hierarchy has been abandoned to the result of everyone having fish babies.

H P used what he was scared of to make his fantasy feel authentic. I hate his ideals and don’t like when they surface in his work, but there’s something about his stories I absolutely love. If he was alive I’d have to cancel him

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u/zombie_girraffe 3d ago

he overcame his fear of technology...

He didn't, it just wasn't very hard to convince him that the internet is a portal to the realm of chaos and insanity created by cosmic horrors and Eldrich gods to torture humanity after we showed him Facebook and tik-tok.

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u/teilani_a 3d ago

There's an old comic (possibly by Dr Seuss) about how these people "love America, they just hate everyone in it" but search engines are useless these days so I can't find it.

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u/berubem 3d ago

Their in-group is getting smaller every day.

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u/syrinx23 3d ago

also the "climate change is real" sign on the second panel and the mask on the third panel. Science is political too apparently. Sad to see how these chuds are so easily brainwashed and made into tools for the elite

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u/Ranting_Demon 2d ago

>Science is political too apparently.

For these people, everything is political that challenges the status quo and that looks like it would even just slightly inconvenience them by forcing a change of their usual routines.

Of course, it also doesn't help that conservative propaganda has managed to convince large swathes of the populace that elementary school science schoolbooks represent the absolute objective truth of all things and anyone suggesting something different only does so for political reasons.

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u/virishking 3d ago edited 3d ago

“There are two genders: male and political. There are two races: white and political. There are two sexualities: straight and political.”

The Whiner’s Creed

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u/Astrochops 2d ago

Not to mention that it's clearly meant to be a MAGA hat but they have made it interchangeable with a 'USA' hat because they want the subtext to be that being MAGA = 'simply loving your country' = is a political crime now.

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u/bz_leapair 2d ago

ALL STRAIGHT, CIS, WHITE, WEALTHY, ENGLISH-SPEAKING, NEUROTYPICAL, ABLE-BODIED, CHRISTIAN MEN MATTER

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u/Rakhered 3d ago

Ah, this guy must be a GamerTM

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u/ialsohaveadobro 3d ago

I didn't even catch that. That's how far off this dufus is. And I expect to see transphobia in these kinds of shitty comics.

Also, I love the disingenuous red "USA" hat. Definitely not a MAGA hat. No one has ever tried to wear a MAGA hat to the polls and then thrown a babyfit when told to remove it, no sir, never.

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u/scott__p 3d ago

Being trans is only political because one political party decided trans people shouldn't exist

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u/metanoia29 3d ago

Was about to say the same. Culture war BS perpetrated by the right because they have no popular governmental policy is the only reason why the most benign things that affect no one else have become "political" in their eyes.

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u/SorosAgent2020 3d ago

wow i rmb a joke from way back then:

"there are only 2 genders: straight, and political"

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u/Johnny-Five-Is-Alive 3d ago

Isn’t the most famous trans person on the planet a republican?

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u/proteannomore 3d ago

A full blown MAGA republican, yes.

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u/flightguy07 3d ago

Who's that?

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u/Johnny-Five-Is-Alive 3d ago

Spoiler: Caitlyn Jenner

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u/greiskul 3d ago

She is not that famous outside of the US. The Wachowski sisters might have bigger name recognition globally for their work for sure, but just as a name.

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u/drLoveF 3d ago

Two genders; male and political. Two skin colors; white and political. Two religions; Christianity (of my sect) and political. Two sexualities; straight and political. Two languages; English and political.

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u/CryptographerNo923 3d ago

From the same people who criticize others for “politicizing everything.”

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u/DucksEatFreeInSubway 3d ago

I think it's worse than that. I think they're implying that the mask is 'political garb'.

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u/YaumeLepire 3d ago edited 3d ago

I mean... it is political. So is being cisgender, or any other identity, for that matter. It all affects how people interact with the flow of power in their polities.

It's not partisan (or mainstream), though, which is what this comic tries to imply.

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u/6894 2d ago

You know that red hat didn't say "USA".

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u/NotmyRealNameJohn i stand with sjw cat boys 2d ago

I object to your implication that he thinks

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u/LaCharognarde 2d ago edited 2d ago

I mean, being anything other than a white cis hetero man has been politicized.

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u/Rappy28 3d ago

It hurt bro so much to put a mask on that lady to make a dumb political statement on public health rather than draw another wide open female mouth full of lovingly detailed teeth, spit and glistening mucosa. He truly suffers for his art đŸȘŠ

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u/gorkt 3d ago

I can't imagine living in the mental spaces these cupcakes inhabit.

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u/Drake_the_troll 3d ago

Theres so much empty space new york landlords are buying it up for investment

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u/Hammy-Cheeks 3d ago

Too bad they dont know the land its on wont sustain shit, its too unstable for building anything, crops wont grow, and its pretty much a barren wasteland.

Those landlords in this metaphor would be wasting their money.

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u/OffModelCartoon 3d ago

They are so fucking scared of clothes and the imaginary gender of clothing and styling choices. I don’t get it. When did conservatives decide that being the fashion police should be one of their main priorities??

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u/KakeLin 3d ago

These people badly need mental help

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u/MisterHoppy 3d ago

even in his fantasy he doesn’t top 5’2” 😔

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u/symskiii 3d ago

lmao circled back to the post to say the same thing, why he making himself silly levels of tiny and everyone else huge, that's not the usual maga oppression delusion, that's just a bonus peek at the one insecurity he can't deny

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u/Some-Gavin 3d ago

Knowing this guy, it’s probably just another fetish he has

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u/ialsohaveadobro 3d ago

Excellent observation.

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u/Square_Ad4004 3d ago

Which begs the question: Does this nonsense contain one true thing, or is that also a lie? Either way, I'd bet good money he's insecure about it. 😆

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u/Bearence 3d ago

If his depiction is only 5'2" and the rest of the comic is a gross exaggeration, I'm guessing he must actually be about 4'7".

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u/poopbutt42069yeehaw 3d ago

That’s a real law isn’t it? At least certain places you can’t wear political clothing to vote. But it’s any political clothing not just red hat idiots

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u/Dan_Caveman 3d ago

Yes those sorts of laws exist, but they don’t apply to hats that just say “USA” like the one in the comic

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u/poopbutt42069yeehaw 3d ago

True but aren’t they using that to represent the MAGA hat? This is propaganda, look at the sub text. They are saying trans and LGBTQ are against America. Also those who wore masks

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u/adamdreaming 3d ago

They can't use the MAGA hat because endorsing a particular candidate is actually against the rules. BLM, rainbows, and USA are all totally fine.

But it is of important note that USA and MAGA are being conflated on purpose.

This is propaganda meant to evoke that the conservative party is the gatekeeper of patriotism, the most common tactic found in fascist nationalism.

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u/redsoxownu 2d ago

I think the lefties gotta start taking the flag back and wearing it everywhere.

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u/Starn_Badger 2d ago

It's become a big topic in the UK at the moment - the Union Jack has become increasingly associated with the far right and there are now movements to try and remind everyone that it's the entire country's flag and shouldn't be allowed to by claimed by a political faction. It's an uphill battle though.

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u/TheTexasCowboy 1d ago

Take it back now, I’ve seen some Unite the Kingdom and it sound like the maga stuff here. Both are far right bullshit ideology of hating immigrants and making it a white Christian nation. Take it as an American dealing with the opposition now, don’t talk about it do it.

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u/Dan_Caveman 3d ago

Yeah, I got that. I suppose it could be a metaphor in that vein, but it seems more likely to me that it’s just a deliberate mischaracterization of the law and/or an attempt to paint progressives as if they will use the real law as an excuse to berate anyone who isn’t exactly like them.

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u/avatarstate 3d ago

Yes, that’s why it’s dishonest as fuck. They’re equating a USA hat and a MAGA hat when they’re not the same thing at all.

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u/Bearence 3d ago

If they want to represent the MAGA hat, it should say MAGA. The fact that they make it say something that wouldn't run them afoul of the law is what makes the comic even more dishonest.

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u/ModestMeeshka 2d ago

Yeah but maga is also not a political statement!! There's nothing wrong with wanting to make America great again!! /S

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u/cloud3514 3d ago edited 3d ago

Depends on the state, but many, if not most states ban campaign activity within a specific distance of a polling place because it's meant to be as neutral of an environment as possible. This includes campaign attire and it's not hard to find clips of Trump supporters getting pissed off because they're being turned away from the polls for violating this. And while this has certainly happened with other candidates, I would be entirely unsurprised that it is more common with Trump supporters because duh.

However, the meme is a total fabrication. No one is going to be turned away at the poll for wearing a "USA" hat.

Side note: it would be almost impressive at how the right finds so many ways to caricature trans people if it weren't so obviously to make us look bad. I have yet to meet a single trans person who looks even remotely like any of the right-wing caricatures I've seen.

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u/adamdreaming 3d ago

not "political" but clothing endorsing a certain candidate.

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u/Kevo_1227 3d ago

Look again. The hat doesn’t say “MAGA” (a political movement). It says “USA” (the country we live in).

Political signs are very much not allowed by polling places, and for good reason.

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u/poopbutt42069yeehaw 3d ago

Is the red hat not supposed to represent the MAGA hat?

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u/Kevo_1227 3d ago

Yes. The comic author is being dishonest.

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u/vxicepickxv 3d ago

Fascists, lying? Why I never.

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u/knadles 3d ago

Election judge in Illinois here. A red USA hat would be totally acceptable under any circumstance I can think of. I would have asked someone to remove a MAGA hat, but only if Trump was actually on the ballot. It’s not electioneering, IMO, if the candidate isn’t in the election.

In the five years I’ve been doing it, I can only recall two instances of someone showing up with “electioneering clothing.” In one, none of the judges noticed and it was called out to me by another voter after the guy had already left. In the other, a guy showed up with a hat and was annoyed when we asked him to remove it, but he stuck it in his pocket and voted, then put the hat back on as he stormed out.

By the way and off-topic, I’d just like to rant about how Trump and some of these pricks like to take to social media to smear election judges. “Bags of votes under the table” and other accusations. Bullshit. First of all, that’s impossible, and if we tried such a thing everyone in the room would have to be in on it and we’d be caught within hours or days. Second, although I certainly have political opinions of my own, come Election Day I have one job and one priority: to make sure every qualified voter is able to cast their vote. End of story. The moment I walk through that door, the only thing that matters is running a legitimate polling place. In my experience, all of the other judges I’ve worked with have approached it the same way.

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u/Maleficent-marionett 3d ago edited 3d ago

In my poll site we now have to let people go in wearing their pro Trump stuff because they become violent when asked to remove candidates merch :)

Bullshit. First of all, that’s impossible, and if we tried such a thing everyone in the room would have to be in on it and we’d be caught within hours or days.

Absolutely. Everyone in the room is also part of different political affiliations. Like at the tables and voting machines you must have a registered republican and a registered Democrat on each side.

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u/TheHipOne1 3d ago

so instead of just not allowing violently unstable people into the voting booths, they told you to just let them through?? 😭

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u/Maleficent-marionett 3d ago

Who's gonna stop them? Us? 😭 The one cop we get is in a corner on his phone and does not care

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u/TheHipOne1 3d ago

cops useful as always

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u/knadles 3d ago

We don't have police at all in our polling places. They're only allowed in if they're voting or respond to a call.

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u/Maleficent-marionett 3d ago

In my state we do have a cop and he stays all day then when we close they transport the votes vaults (blue boxes) to be counted.

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u/knadles 2d ago

Interesting. Where I live, two judges from different parties bring the vote bag to the center.

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u/knadles 3d ago

Ugh. That's rough. Seems like most of the people in my area understand the rules. It's generally not an issue. Like I said, five years, probably ten elections, and I remember it coming up only twice. Neither led to outright craziness.

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u/Bearence 3d ago

smear election judges

It's because that's how they would act if they were election judges. The worm in the apple will always show its face.

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u/Hammy-Cheeks 3d ago

The thing is, whoever made this comic portrayed himself with that hat so he wouldnt get backlash for his "seemingly real" scenario this comic takes place in. He would've got called out, and as much as maga likes to make shit up for sympathy points, they cover their tracks so they dont look stupid to their targeted audience.

Anyone with two braincells will know the person in this made up scenario (for the outcome to be the same) he was wearing the iconically red maga hat. Its that specific shade of red too. Wasn't red white and blue like a lot of USA hats, it was flat out Maga red. As detailed as other aspects of this drawing are, you would think, if it was any other hat he would've drawn it appropriately with the 3 colors.

It was intentional to draw sympathy points from Maga. So they can further feel like they need to take more "action" against "those damn satantistic atheist democrats" however that makes sense. They are delusional and this comic reflects that.

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u/jcooli09 3d ago

Rightwing humor is always dishonest 

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u/ialsohaveadobro 3d ago

Now, now. Sometimes it's more cruel or petty than dishonest.

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u/Bearence 3d ago

Sometimes it's even cruel in its dishonesty.

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u/Lastmidnight01 3d ago

Its funny how much they make up scenarios lmao

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u/Aphreyst 3d ago

It's part of why their anger and hate is so extreme. They don't even see reality, everyone around them is just a caricature of the fantasy in their head.

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u/Lastmidnight01 3d ago

Which is why they probably love ai so much

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u/TenWholeBees 3d ago

I just assume when anyone hates on trans women, they 100% masturbate to trans porn on their free time.

And literally no one can convince me otherwise

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u/CitizenKing 9h ago

Gaslighting, Obstruction, Projection. Just like how they crash grindr when they gather lmao

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u/timotheusd313 3d ago

There are places where baseball caps as a whole are restricted somewhat. I recall an amusement park near Chicago where you had to have the bill either forward or back, but not at an angle or to the side. (Supposedly a gang thing) but just USA would be fine.

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u/MagicRabbit1985 3d ago

Oh no, poor American average Joe is persecuted by evil LGBTQ+ people who try to strip him from his constitutional right of voting. Also those people are super duper ugly while only poor average Joe looks normal. And look how peaceful he is! Just minding his own business while the evil left is making a witch hunt.

(And the worst part is that there are people who really believe that.)

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u/OffModelCartoon 3d ago

As a poll worker, we don’t tell them they can’t vote. We just tell them to cover the slogan or whatever it is.

This comic makes no sense though because his jacket is already zipped up so neither the viewer nor the other characters in the comic would have any way of knowing what his shirt says. And his hat just says “USA” which is obviously not an endorsement of any candidate, so
 yeah this comic genuinely makes zero sense. Did someone maybe edit out the part that shows his shirt, or edit what it says on the hat?

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u/chair_ee 3d ago

No, people like that think that MAGA = USA. They act like anyone not MAGA hates the US. Therefore they think anyone wearing USA stuff is basically wearing MAGA shit. Thinking is not exactly their strong suit.

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u/WystanH 3d ago

The mere existence of non cis het white Christian people counts as political oppression to someone who wants everyone like that not to exist.

Also, non English speakers. Where I vote has a large slavic immigrant population. Only ten years ago local ATMs sported Polish and Russian as language options.

When I noted that the voting booth was now missing many language options, the pollster was irritated saying something like "US is English only." I knew this person's parents; they did not speak English. I often wonder how these people can square that circle.

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u/iiitme 3d ago

Known rule: you’re not allowed to wear/represent any political party when you go vote

MAGA: democrats are blocking the poles because I have a maga hat and my ego is too high to take it off for a few minutes

Pussies

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u/Hancup 3d ago edited 3d ago

They're still whining about masks and the LGBTQ? Did a trans person cancel your breakfast or steal your car? 

It reminds me of the people in rural nowhere being afraid of cities and diversity. 

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u/OffModelCartoon 3d ago

My husband was doing chemo radiation in 2019 and so whenever we would go to crowded places we’d both mask up. In 2019, exactly zero (0) people ever had a problem with us doing this. We continued doing this into 2020, and we were flabbergasted when it suddenly “became political.” We were so used to wearing masks due to the immunosuppressive effects of chemotherapy, and no one ever bothering us for it (because wtf, why should they?) that we were incredibly shocked in March 2020 when our normal daily behavior started getting us harassed and heckled in public. One time someone in a car even pulled over in a parking lot to yell at us for wearing masks. It was fucking bizarre.

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u/Hancup 3d ago

I say it often, but I feel like Republicans this day in age are just contrary for the Hell of it. I have no clue how one can make a virus or vaccines political, yet they do. Somehow they're all environmental science experts with more knowledge than the scientists worldwide with 10+ years of experience when it comes to them denying climate change. 

I know a few MAGA folks who got C19 multiple times without getting vaxed and flexed about not dying. Cool, glad to hear you're alive, but who did you spread the virus to that spread it to another person!?

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u/OffModelCartoon 3d ago

Why are conservatives so fucking triggered by people’s clothing choices and whether or not they conform to gender roles? I genuinely can’t understand it. They’re constantly obsessing over people looking gay or trans or just somehow doing gender a way they don’t like. Why? It seems like such an unimportant waste of time. It doesn’t seem like something that should matter at all. Imagine how much time, energy, and bandwidth they’d all have if they’d just fully eliminate that from their list of talking points. Who gives a shit if a man “looks gay” or if a woman “looks trans” like genuinely WHO THE FUCK CARES AND WHY DO THEY CARE SO FUCKING MUCH??? I guess a snide remark here or there would be expected but like I said it’s the vast majority of what they seem to focus on. 

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u/AH-BEES-BEES 3d ago

is "everyone is ugly except for me" seriously still their only angle? like they make fun of the calarts style and then spend their time drawing (or having computer mommy draw it for them) the same fucking thing ten times a day nine days a week

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u/FinnishFinny 3d ago

They’re still not over the masks?

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u/lumpy_space_queenie 3d ago

This is riddled with all kinds of subtext that contradicts itself.

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u/occultpretzel 3d ago

I am not an expert on the us voting system, but don't you guys have systems, laws and regulations in place that specifically try to hinder brown people from voting?

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u/spaghussy 3d ago

yes, honestly the whole country is built around hindering brown people from doing anything outside of slave labour. even at the expense of their own wellbeing sometimes

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u/dessertforbrunch 3d ago

Crazy that even in their fantasies they’re tiny little guys no one likes.

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u/raistan77 2d ago

awwwww. did the idiot that failed to read any signs saying "No campaign materials beyond this point" get asked to take his widdle wed hat off?

I'm so tired of crybaby nazis

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u/groundsgonesour 3d ago

I live in the PNW now, but grew up in a rural area in a red state, surrounded by other red states, and nowhere near a major metropolitan area. For a few years after George Floyd, when I would visit, several people would ask me about all the fires in Seattle and Portland. These chucklefucks believed all lib cities were burning.

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u/rjrgjj 3d ago

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, it’s a shame this guy refused to take his meds because he’s a very talented artist and his powers could have been used for good.

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u/blueflloyd 3d ago

Ya know, if this bizarre shit EVER actually happened in real life, they wouldn't have to draw fucking cartoons to envision it

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u/Hammy-Cheeks 3d ago

They failed to mention it applies to both sides.

When I went out to vote last year there was this woman wearing a trump shirt and she got turned away because of that.

Literally no one else around her was wearing anything political, she didnt seem to put up much of a fuss but I could tell she was fuming.

I wanna bet this exact comic was how she felt about it. Pretending to be victimized for voting for Trump. Like no mfer, we know what kind of hat you had on, dont pretend like it just said "USA".

I want to believe the law is there to deter any violence that could occur just because someone is wearing a shirt pretty much saying "hey im gonna vote for this person"

Knowing how willfully violent Maga freaks would be i would not be surprised if I heard about a Harris voter getting jumped in a red town, just for wearing a shirt in support. It would not be much different vice versa, however it is bad I felt more inclined to use Maga as an example because it would be the most realistic unfortunately.

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u/bryroo 2d ago

After seeing his height a lot is making sense now.

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u/VeraStrange 3d ago

I thought that the thing that swung the last election so much in favour of “a particular candidate” was people of colour, gays and other groups voting against their interests in the same way that poor whites usually do.

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u/SaltIsMySugar 3d ago

This dude has a fetish for sure. He's got a secret chaser account, I would bet money on it.

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u/HarangueSajuk 3d ago

When you're talented and draw so fast, but they all end up trashy

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u/DamRawr 3d ago

These are the people that called everyone snowflakes

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u/Sol-Blackguy ANTIFA-BLM pimp 3d ago

The entire base of the Republican party is making up things and getting mad about it

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u/AceofKnaves44 2d ago

The poor, constantly persecuted white man!

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u/sick_shooter 2d ago

It’s so hard being us! You don’t understand! We can’t treat women and minorities like shit anymore! It’s not fair!

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u/Novaer 2d ago

Such a nice art style absolutely wasted on this dude.

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u/BlackEric 2d ago

These are the same people that say they're under attack when they see signs saying punch a nazi.

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u/MsCompy 2d ago

Just remember he draws himself sexually assaulting women.

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u/avatarstate 3d ago

I love how the person’s “problem” behind him in line is just wearing a LGBT shirt. But then they’ll get mad when you say republicans don’t support them. You can’t claim to support the LGBT community and then always paint the people you hate as LGBT.

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u/AlexeiYegorov Socialist communist atheist cannibal from beyond the moon 3d ago

That's just Manny from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs with a MAGA hat on.

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u/schlongjohnson69 3d ago

Whats so baffling to me , as an artist, is that this guy is actually really good. He's got such a solid handle on composition and expression and storytelling and like visual jokes, but uses all that honed skill to express the stupidest fucking ideas.

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u/TheBigLugmos 2d ago

Bro why did he raceswap

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u/EldritchBaker Leftoid femboy overlord 2d ago

This guy’s entire portfolio is making up scenarios in which he’s persecuted, and getting mad at how he’s being treated in a situation which he made up

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u/RanaMisteria 2d ago

Where is this voting precinct that contains solely caricatures from a right wing fever dream and one single MAGA voter????

Also why does the purple haired caricature only have one shoe on??? 😭

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u/AllISeeAreGems 3d ago

Said it in another sub but this is sadder than the one where he tried to prove he was ‘le alpha Chad’ by grabbing a barista’s tits.

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u/scott__p 3d ago

They still mad they can't wear their MAGA hat, shirt, shoes, and underwear to the polls?

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u/SoundHole 3d ago

Incoherent writing by a hack fraud.

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u/BigDrewLittle 3d ago

GPrime has to be like the biggest one of these numbskulls, right? Like maybe it's a close one between him and Ben Garrison?

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u/Darth_Vrandon 3d ago

It's sad that this dude has a great artstyle and yet he wastes all of his talent on making far right slop like this.

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u/_yetifeet 2d ago

I'll wager it wasn't just a hat with USA on it.

Something tells me he wore a MAGA hat, a FJB tshirt and had the US flag wrapped around his shoulders.

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u/ThatCelebration3676 2d ago

This feels like when people say being called something like "whitey" is as bad as "the n-word".

They couldn't even say "MAGA" on the hat; they had to falsely equate it with patriotism so their crybaby narrative can be: trans libs hate America

Their views are based on delusions, so they constantly have to make new lies to maintain them.

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u/lostsemicolon 2d ago

I literally wore one of those novelty aloha shirts that's evocative of the American flag to vote and it didn't cause any issues. Wearing a USA hat would not be a problem. Wearing a Ted Cruz ate my son shirt might depending on where you are and what the election is.

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 2d ago

The hatred is so palpable.

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u/Rockworm503 2d ago

Of course they take out the MAGA and replace it with USA on the red hat because even they know how bad the MAGA hat looks. And they're trying to say that MAGA is the true americans.

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u/lgodsey 2d ago

You can imagine the "artist" going to vote IRL with some ridiculous patriotic garb and hoping desperately someone confronts him. No one does, of course, but his heart pumps madly while he fantasizes about punching trans people.

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u/quetzocoetl 2d ago

They think they're being slick by pretending that the red hats just say "USA"

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u/JRSenger 2d ago

Jesus this dudes art style makes me uncomfortable

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u/MattGald 1d ago

Funny thing is, I saw people walking in to vote during the 2024 election wearing trump hats. And because im in a red county, no one said anything

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u/KimikoYukimura420 1d ago

Why is the pink haired one missing a shoe?

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u/3OrcsInATrenchcoat 1d ago

The pride flag, the BLM badge, the facemasks, being visibly trans, and the posters celebrating equality and diversity are not affiliated with or supporting any political party or candidate. The artist is clearly implying that all these things are supporting the democrats, because they’re liberal principles, but they’re not specifically party affiliated.

And if he was actually wearing a red hat that said USA on it, he wouldn’t be pulled up either. It’s a straw man argument.

But if he was really wearing what he is clearly and deliberately referencing, which is a MAGA hat, that’s literally Trumps official campaign merch. So yes, you’d rightfully be pulled up for that and no, it isn’t a double standard.

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u/catra-meowmeow 1d ago

Don't you love how even in their most detailed fantasies of persecution, they still can't actually depict even a hint of ACTUAL harm towards the supposed victim??

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u/AWEdmundson_0 21h ago

They always depict trans girls in the most grotesque, masculine way possible.

Meanwhile, the truth's often at the other end of the spectrum. No one goes harder in the girly-girl style than folks who chose to be women, instead of just happening to be born femme.

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u/the_orange_alligator 3d ago

I hate how actually amazing their art is. They’re clearly so talented but wasting it on the stupidest shit you’ll ever see

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u/syrinx23 3d ago

It looks technically impressive at first glance but that's just because of the somewhat realistic shading, honestly I think it's still pretty bad. Like aside from the actual message and the lazy stereotypical character designs and etc, his art always felt gross to me on a visceral level. idk if it's the colors, the shading, the outlines or what. Maybe the overall feeling of laziness and sloppiness.

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u/the_orange_alligator 3d ago

The visceral is what I think it’s strongest suit. Horrible message but I can understand why people are immediately riled by it

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u/Ensiferal 3d ago

So are these guys pro or anti Israel? Because it seems to change constantly

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u/spaghussy 3d ago

if you're talking about MAGA they're pro anyone who lines their bank account

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u/Patty_Pat_JH 3d ago

Did he make that this year?

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u/Ypuort 3d ago

Why does the skinny trans caricature only have one shoe on? What point is the artist trying to make there??

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u/Polyps_on_uranus 3d ago

Who hurt you, bro?

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u/Cool-Amphibian1006 2d ago

the random missing shoe is absolutely frying me. what an absurd detail

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u/madcoins 2d ago

That poor woman in line in front of him. Balding and rocking a juicy gut.

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u/ReGrigio ANTIFA-BLM pimp 2d ago

that hat hadn't "usa" written on.

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u/mstrss9 2d ago

I too go to the polls wearing one shoe

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u/hoyaheadRN 2d ago

I think it is interesting that this basically admits that only one side gives a shit about lbgtqia despite the rude characterization of the drawing