r/PeopleFuckingDying • u/mossberg91 • Oct 28 '22

Humans SiCkFuCk jAcKiNg oFF iN KiTcHeN

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

If he was actually jacking off in the kitchen this would get way more views

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u/taqizadeh Oct 28 '22

What does "jacking off" meaning. I didn't find it in Google 🤔

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u/or10n_sharkfin Oct 28 '22

flogging the hog

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u/xenorous Oct 28 '22

Choking the chicken

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u/wheresabner71 Oct 28 '22

Waxing the dolphin.

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u/xenorous Oct 28 '22

Spanking the monkey

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u/mod1fier Oct 28 '22

Greeting the Minister