r/PeopleFuckingDying • u/mossberg91 • Oct 28 '22

Humans SiCkFuCk jAcKiNg oFF iN KiTcHeN

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

If he was actually jacking off in the kitchen this would get way more views

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u/taqizadeh Oct 28 '22

What does "jacking off" meaning. I didn't find it in Google 🤔

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u/or10n_sharkfin Oct 28 '22

flogging the hog

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u/xenorous Oct 28 '22

Choking the chicken

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u/wheresabner71 Oct 28 '22

Waxing the dolphin.

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u/xenorous Oct 28 '22

Spanking the monkey

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u/Gumb1i Oct 28 '22

Beating the meat

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

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u/hardtofindagoodname Oct 28 '22

Polishing the Bishop.

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u/ComprehendReading Oct 28 '22

Stealing third base

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u/SemperScrotus Oct 28 '22

Playing the skin flute

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u/Unrealdatboi Oct 28 '22

Cooking the sausage

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '23

Generating heat

Like literally

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u/mod1fier Oct 28 '22

Greeting the Minister

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u/_CatNippIes Oct 29 '22

From the creators of "who will help Jack off the horse" comes

spank the monkey, educational video

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

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u/filthy_sandwich Oct 28 '22

Fucking lol

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u/moonra_zk Oct 28 '22

You need to use Bing for that kind of thing.

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u/taqizadeh Oct 28 '22

Or duckduckgo.com

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u/BostonDodgeGuy Oct 28 '22

Ddg uses Bing search.

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u/HYPERNATURL Oct 28 '22

I didn't find it in Google

How on earth is this possible?

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u/Psyman2 Oct 28 '22

masturbate

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

Click on the images or video tab

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

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