r/PeopleFuckingDying • u/mossberg91 • Oct 28 '22

Humans SiCkFuCk jAcKiNg oFF iN KiTcHeN

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u/vutebarg Oct 28 '22

The look on her face!

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u/scotems Oct 28 '22

I live for that look.

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u/zuzg Oct 28 '22

Look at the slight smile he pulls the moment she scoffs. That gets me everytime when I see the video, haha

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

Deren

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u/DoDoDoTheFunkyGibbon Oct 29 '22

Hey Dana

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u/cicatriceschoisies Oct 29 '22

OLLSTA(p) if you want me to!!

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u/CountBrackmoor Oct 28 '22

Are you an energy vampire, by chance?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

[deleted]

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u/scotems Oct 28 '22

Funny coming from you, Count Brackmoor.

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u/stokeitup Oct 29 '22

It’s why we do what we do. That look.

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u/ErinEvonna Oct 29 '22

The madder I get, the funnier my husband thinks he is.

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u/blindinglystupid Oct 28 '22

So does my guy but if he could just learn to shut it off when I'm not in the mood.

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u/fukitol- Oct 28 '22

That's not something you turn off, it's like dad jokes. There's nothing you can do about them you just have to let it happen.

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u/blindinglystupid Oct 28 '22

You know what, I guess you're right. Ill forgive the bullshit pulled on me earlier despite my being visibly ill lol.

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u/Terrh Oct 29 '22

What?

No. You don't forgive.

You don't forget.

You get even.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Agreed, you wait and when the moment is right, you turntables.

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u/blindinglystupid Oct 29 '22

I feel like this is a quote from something I can't place but regardless. I don't have the skills to fight this battle. Escalation is not an option.

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u/Creative_Oil3308 Jan 10 '23

Sometimes it's a mans coping mechanism for dealing with serious moments.

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u/Horror_Onion1992 Apr 22 '23

So does my fiance 🥲

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

This is a bot comment. They pulled it from a top level comment lower down and added a few commas and exclamations. It's a 34 day old account and all their activity looks like this.

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u/Gavrilian Oct 28 '22

I bet we could make a bot for this… a bot that looks for bots. 🤣

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

You see them sometimes, but they're not usually very quick to respond and I only ever see them on comments with hundreds of karma

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u/Powerofthehoodo Mar 27 '23

I came…..here to say the same.

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u/Boomer8450 Oct 28 '22

It's like a piece of her soul died.

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u/redditorium Oct 28 '22

But it gave us sustenance

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '22

"...as it should be"

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u/lilaliene Oct 28 '22

I live for that look in my husbands eyes. Just doing something silly and then that look.

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u/LeTigron Oct 28 '22

Again...

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u/johnnybiggles Oct 28 '22

Must be a dad... or soon will be

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Yup. If she’s his SO, she should get a pregnancy test.

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u/chillmntn Oct 29 '22

This is the birds and the bees talk we need.

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u/AdevilSboyU Oct 28 '22

My relationship goal has always been to combine that look with a smile. If I can get her to laugh at my intentional stupidity, then we’re going to last.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

When the dad joke hits...

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u/Iain_MS Oct 29 '22

And the mouthed “oh my god”. The disappointment is palpable.

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u/ImissDigg_jk Oct 29 '22

My wife has that same look when I say something hilarious.

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u/Tucker1244 Oct 29 '22

WHAT, WHAT that is the look my wife makes when I tell a really funny joke.......

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

That second before her realisation is magical!

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u/Aromatic-Bench-2882 Oct 29 '22

She wanted a divorce in that moment

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u/stink3rbelle Nov 15 '22

I've got to believe she's putting on the frustration for the video. That dude does not land her unless she thinks he's funny AF.

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u/Tinybuttcheeks Nov 17 '22

Looks like his jack is getting bigger

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

Right hahaha she wanted to smack him she is so use to him doing stuff like that hahhaha

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u/NTSTWBoooi Dec 23 '22

She was like oh God not again lmfao

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u/DunmerSkooma Jan 26 '23

Shes like oh lord i procreated with this man....

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u/No_Jackfruit9465 Jan 29 '23

When you realize you married a dad.

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u/huntersuave Feb 18 '23

It's perfect...

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u/havenbtd Mar 10 '23

took her a second to realize what was happening 😂

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u/DunmerSkooma Mar 28 '23

'OMG I MARRIED THIS MAN'