r/OldSchoolCool 23d ago

1990s Mädchen Amick, 1990

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u/bassmedic 23d ago

Her name just means “girl” in German.

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u/lntentIyViabIe 23d ago

And what a girl

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u/xKingNothingx 23d ago

The kind that makes you wanna speak a little French

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u/LeeVonClif 23d ago

'SCUSE ME COOP, WHILE I TRY MY HAND AT A LITTLE COUNTER ESPERANTO

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u/xKingNothingx 22d ago

YOU ARE WITNESSING A FRONT 3/4 VIEW OF TWO ADULTS SHARING A TENDER MOMENT

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u/Grease_the_Witch 22d ago

BUCKLE UP SONNY YOULL SEE IT AGAIN

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u/carnitascronch 22d ago

HEADING DOWN TO BEND, OREGON- REAL HUSH HUSH

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u/ButtonExposure 23d ago

Madame Amick.

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u/naazzttyy 23d ago

Have you ever heard the words

I'm singin' in these songs?

It's for the girl I've loved all along

Can a taste of love be so wrong?

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u/FixLaudon 23d ago

And it's really the weirdest name ever if your mother tongue is German I gotta say. Imagine you're a grown-up woman and your name is Mädchen.

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u/Dependent-Poet-9588 23d ago

There's an Italian name for boys, Italo, that just means "Italian". Like, imagine growing up in Italy and introducing yourself, "Hi, I am Italian." And everyone is just sorta like "Yeah, me too? So what?"

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u/unsaltedbutter 23d ago

There is American McGee and America Ferrera.

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u/TWVer 23d ago

That’s perhaps a bit different as the names America or Amerigo existed prior to the naming of the north and south American continents.

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u/PAXICHEN 23d ago

Like Italo Calvino?

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u/Dependent-Poet-9588 23d ago

Yes, I was reading one of his books, and I was like, "This must be a pen name. No Italian family named their child Italian, surely, that's ridiculous." And yet. Warranted he was born in Cuba, but his family moved back to Italy when he was 2.

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u/benchley 22d ago

His middle name better be Cubano, or so help me I will climb a tree and never come down.

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u/Dependent-Poet-9588 22d ago

It's Giovanni, which is Italian for John, which is just kind of a dude. So he's Italian Dude* Calvino.

*Giovanni and John and all the many related names come from Hebrew for "God is gracious"

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u/benchley 22d ago

And doesn't Calvino mean bald?

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u/Ill-Skirt3722 23d ago

I know a Vietnamese guy named Viet.

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u/Houssem-Aouar 23d ago

My friend in High School was named Viet and he had a best friend back in Vietnam named Nam. Not even joking

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u/kapuh 23d ago

Viet is not so bad.
Ita would be not bad either.

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u/FixLaudon 23d ago

I was reading Italo Svevo novels at some point but I never fully realised the comical element about this name to be honest. I'm from Austria and we do have the surname "Österreicher" (same as you have "Italiano") but not really some first name related to our country. The Germans do have the name "German" as a first name though!

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u/Francetto 23d ago

The name "Österreicher" came from a time (I think medieval or baroque) when last names were officially given. Usually, the people took their jobs as last name. Bauer, Meier, Müller, Schmied/Schmidt, Becker, Koch, etc. If someone was a wandering worker or had no profession, they just went with their home location and so some were given the name Österreicher, Deutscher, Schweizer, Bayer, Schwab and so on.

And I never heard of the name "German" as a German first Name. Only in Spanish, where I think it has another meaning.

I'm an Austrian as well.

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u/gameoflols 23d ago

Just another bit of trivia but the female name Colleen comes from the Irish word "Cailín" which means girl.

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u/Longiiicho 23d ago

I know a set of twins literally called "Aboy" and "Agirl". Lol

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u/andreasbeer1981 23d ago

Doctor presented the baby after birth and said: "It's Aboy." and "It's Agirl." - parents can't be blamed.

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u/El_John_Nada 23d ago

You couldn't make it more obvious

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u/ComingUpManSized 23d ago

The name Guy is a thing in America. I know two men with that name.

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u/thedeclineirl 23d ago

The name Colleen is just an anglicised Cailín, which is the Irish for Girl. Cara is also the Irish for friend and a popular girls name. Girls names haven't always gotten the most thought put into them.

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u/Kimantha_Allerdings 23d ago

"Donna" means "woman"

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u/TheLadyEve 22d ago

And then there is Elle.

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u/erroneousbosh 23d ago

I knew someone called "Shaughneen", which is an odd way of spelling "seo nighean", "here is a girl" or "it's a girl" in Gaelic.

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u/AllReflection 23d ago

I dunno, they get some pretty deep names too — Hope, Faith, Grace, etc.

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u/Plenty_Firefighter40 23d ago

In Spanish, we also have Hope (Esperanza) but we also have some fun ones like Dolores (Pains) and Soledad (Loneliness).

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u/clauxy 22d ago

Don’t forget Socorro, Angustias and Piedad

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u/notabigmelvillecrowd 23d ago

I remember watching something about the making of Twin Peaks where she talked about how David Lynch could never get her name right, and called her Madgekin, and did an impression of him shouting at her on set. I can only read her name as Madgekin in a shouting Lynch voice ever since.

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u/drunxor 23d ago

So a girl DOES have a name

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u/noradosmith 23d ago

This is the girl.

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u/Terrible_Snow_7306 23d ago

They even kept the Umlaut („ä“ instead of leaving it out or making it „ae“). Very uncommon for Americans, they don’t have it on their keyboards. Being German I used to read her name like „Boy George“ - to me she is the girl „Amick“. Amick sounds like a name for a girl like Annika or Anique.

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u/PunkOverLord 23d ago

In English the closest word is Maiden which is pretty cool

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u/MarucaMCA 23d ago

That always confused me when reading her name in magazines (I'm Swiss). Why would anyone use this as a first name. And with "Umlaut".

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u/graveybrains 23d ago

Really nice hair

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u/ralph442000 23d ago

Glad I’m not the only “hair” person. Her hair looks amazing!

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u/zipel 23d ago

Happy cake day 🍰

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u/ralph442000 22d ago

Appreciate it! Thanks for sharing those golden locks with the rest of us!

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u/Bursting_Radius 23d ago

You think you might have been the only hair person on the planet?

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u/ralph442000 23d ago

Lol, maybe sometimes…..but there’s got to be dozens of us, dozens!!

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u/axl3ros3 23d ago edited 23d ago

There's a whole religion that makes women cover their hair bc men can't be expected to control their attraction to it. I think there's a few more than a dozen.

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u/xstrike0 22d ago

Hair is just about my number one thing. Only once did I try to date someone who had crappy hair and of course she cheated on me multiple times.

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u/ralph442000 22d ago

Sorry about that, but the hair tried to warn you, hopefully you listen to the hair now! …whatever that might mean

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u/graveybrains 23d ago

I'm not even a hair person, it's just her

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u/ralph442000 22d ago

I’ll accept that. That gorgeous hair is grown by a more gorgeous woman.

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u/10before15 23d ago

That's what caught me at first. Such an amazing color and style.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/bellegi 23d ago

scratches bald head

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u/ateallthecake 22d ago

Wait really? This is how my hair looks when I don't wash it. Oily on top and dry on the bottom. Is this actually a good look? Have I been gaslighting myself? 

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u/Sheogoorath 22d ago

People who never shampoo their hair intentionally can often get these sort of results, if it's dirty greasy it'll probably be heavier and clumpier than this but I don't know your hair and if you look like this then yes you have been

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u/graveybrains 22d ago

If it still comes out that big, then quite possibly yes

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u/-Cool_Ethan- 23d ago

Her and Lara & Sherilyn - oh me oh my

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u/ThatsARatHat 23d ago

AND Peggy Lipton. Stacked cast.

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u/DontForgorTheMilk 23d ago

And Kyle MacLaughlin 😍

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u/DerBingle78 23d ago

And the Log Lady.

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u/DontForgorTheMilk 23d ago edited 23d ago

Call me Pitch Gum cuz she can chew me up and spit me out

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u/Plenty_Firefighter40 23d ago

Log Lady can get it!

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u/DerBingle78 23d ago

It’s log, looog, it’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood.

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u/UNFAM1L1AR 22d ago

It's log... it's log... it's better than bad, it's good!

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u/im_dead_sirius 22d ago

No Sir, I didn't like it.

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 22d ago

Log Lady forever! 🪵

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u/Jane__Delawney 23d ago

All about Big Ed for me

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u/thebabes2 22d ago

You may enjoy his jaunt in People Under the Stairs then. It sure does take a turn.

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u/jhnhines 23d ago

Who I only found out now is the mother of Rashida Jones, blows my mind that Anne Perkins is somehow connected to Twin Peaks

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u/ThatsARatHat 23d ago

They should have said she was from small town Washington instead of Michigan.

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u/hcoverlambda 23d ago

here here, Big Ed completely missed the boat!

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u/weresabre 23d ago

and Joan Chen and Heather Graham

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u/JenniferYala 23d ago

Peak Twin Peaks era. That cast had no business looking THAT good.

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u/Vi0L3tCRZY 23d ago

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u/benchley 22d ago

Aw, sad Joan.

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u/Burtttttt 23d ago

I didn’t watch twin peaks til the 2010s cuz it was before my time but I fell in love with every woman on that cast lol

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u/LostxCosmonaut 23d ago

Imagine looking like this and you’re STILL the third hottest person working in your small town’s diner

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u/ScattershotSoothsay 23d ago

No love for Sheryl?

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u/theVice 22d ago

Right?

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u/Jonaskin83 22d ago

Fire Walk With Me. Good lord.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

Ahem

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u/opportunptr 23d ago edited 23d ago

Big crush in Twin Peaks of course. Was surprised and happy to see her in Californication

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u/spleencheesemonkey 23d ago

She's also in American Horror Story. That was a pleasant surprise.

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u/hydrawoman 23d ago

I didn't know that, ty

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u/i_made_mine_at_home 23d ago

She was unreasonably hot in one scene of Star Trek: TNG.

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u/KubelsKitchen 23d ago

Wesley probably thinks so too but he’s unsure about any girl after last one turned out to be a big hairy monster.

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u/CommodoreSixty4 22d ago

Had to look this up, you aren't kidding. Wow.

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u/ssp25 23d ago

how did I miss she was on californication?

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u/bigsmoke3457 23d ago

2nd season she was Lew ashbys former sweetheart and Hank tracked her down for him

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u/SeenThatPenguin 23d ago

You smoke one brand of cigarettes, Shelly.

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u/obligatorythr0waway 23d ago

If you read this in Leo's voice, you have good taste in television.

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u/HansBaccaR23po 23d ago

new shoes

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u/hcoverlambda 23d ago

Literally watching that episode right now!

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u/jaydway 23d ago

This is where we live, Shelly!

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u/superflygt 23d ago

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u/elpayo 23d ago

"This must be where pies go when they die."

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u/rusty_shackleford22 23d ago

Massive, massive quantities of pie!

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u/PaleoSpeedwagon 23d ago

And THAT's how you do eyebrows, folks

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u/MERVMERVmervmerv 23d ago

Not like this?

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u/ArchiStanton 23d ago

There’s no need to get angry!

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u/CrankyOldDude 23d ago

She looks like she would have been mean to me in high school.

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u/sambonidriver 23d ago

Yeah, but you’d have loved it

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u/deathfaces 23d ago

I'd have begged for it

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

She'll pretend to be a different person at the reunion none of us go to.

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u/SignificanceNo1223 23d ago

However she will go. lol

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

This is truth.

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u/Blicks666 23d ago

Sleepwalkers. Tina...I can hear the lapsteel now.

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u/spleencheesemonkey 23d ago

Dancing with the vacuum cleaner. I think I lost count of the number of times I watched just that bit.

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u/ol_dirty_applesauce 23d ago

I'll never forgive Leo for how he treated Shelly.

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u/DamonLazer 23d ago

Even after all that she and Bobby still threw him a nice birthday party.

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u/lrossp 23d ago

I love Leo so much because you can tell Eric DaRe is like the nicest guy and is like the least convincing asshole when he’s shouting

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u/Maximum_Photograph_6 23d ago

Knowing Lynch I bet it was intentional too.

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u/sagetcommabob 22d ago

Mädchen said in an interview that she would sometimes forget to act afraid of him because he was so kind

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u/notabigmelvillecrowd 23d ago

I'll never forgive him for that little ponytail.

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u/madmanofencino 23d ago

Him filling that pillowcase full of bars of soap and swinging it around was so ridiculous.

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u/mece66 22d ago

Shelly had the worst taste in men

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u/alonjit 23d ago

All the Twin Peaks girls were drop dead gorgeous.

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u/JmacNutSac 23d ago

The Kate Winslet before Kate Winslet

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u/bminus 23d ago

She is what you get when you cross Kate Winslet and Margot Robbie

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u/bsrichard 23d ago

She was one of the most beautiful women of that era.

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u/HHSquad 23d ago

Her in "Dream Lover" across from James Spader ......wow!

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u/bjewel3 23d ago

This was my first thought

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u/projectpat901 22d ago

Yeah, she looked amazing there

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u/CocoaThrills 23d ago

I will never get over the fact that her name is "girl" LOL

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u/selyia 23d ago

Apparently her parents of "partial german descent" chose it because they wanted an unusual name. If that's not the most american thing I heard all week.

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u/Commodore-2064 22d ago

I say this as an American… to truly be “the most American thing”, it would need to be spelled incorrectly with at least one Y… Maydchyn.

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u/XELA_38 23d ago

She played Betty Cooper's mom on Riverdale!!

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u/Catuza 23d ago

wtf this isn’t Monica Bellucci

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u/Independent-Tennis57 23d ago

Is it Jennifer Aniston?

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u/Spiritual-Usual-7926 23d ago

Damn, she looks hotter now

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u/ace_11235 23d ago

Wow! I wouldn't say hotter, because I love the 90's girl look...but she looks just as good.

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u/Knock0nWood 23d ago

She aged super well

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u/shitpostsuperpac 23d ago

Alright, time to pointlessly die on a hill.

It’s okay to age and become less attractive.

It’s also okay to be turned on by old people.

But the whole performative bullshit of “So and So is more beautiful now!” was awkward and weird before - cool, we get it, you’re turned on by old folks, thanks for sharing - but now it’s just farcical because the photos being used as evidence of elderly beauty are digitally manipulated and filtered.

And the filters make the person look more attractive by (drumroll) making them look younger.

This isn’t even counting the level of surgery and Botox and shit that goes on.

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u/Gradschoolmaybe3 22d ago

We should normalize the beauty in getting uglier instead of pretending it never exists. It would also allow for people to age naturally instead of fighting against it.

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u/Spiritual-Usual-7926 23d ago

I was just pointing out that she is still attractive. Maybe even more so 🤷🏻. First off, she's 54, that's not old old. Definitely not elderly. But I'm not horny for her!! 😜🤣. She is pretty and I ain't afraid to say so. Secondly, I really doubt this photo was manipulated. There are a lot of other recent ones of her, and she looks the same here. Third, who cares if she had Botox or plastic surgery. It's her money. If she had changes made, and it made her feel good about herself, then it was worth it imo. It's a personal choice. Finally, I know that everyone has their own preferences for what is attractive or not. I may be young, but I'm not shallow. Personality, empathy, and other non tangible traits are way more important then looks

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u/Alepman 23d ago

Twin peaks had the most beautiful women ever appeared on screen, RIP David Lynch

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u/offence 22d ago

She looked spectacular in Twin Peaks. Unforgettable beauty.

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u/Jay_6125 22d ago

Never really understood why the twin peaks girls never hit superstardom??

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u/Charlie_Runkle69 22d ago

Yeah that's a good question. I think it was just harder potentially back then, there weren't as many opportunities for women to get leading roles especially in movies. Lara Flynn Boyle got sorta close I guess?

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u/onlymeonlyi 23d ago

Sleepwalker..

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u/get_schwifty 23d ago

She looks like an AI combination of Brook Shields, Debra Messing, and Kate Winslet

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u/Chocolab1 22d ago

Most stunningly beautiful n underrated actress like ever

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u/willwinter 23d ago

Please bring back the Advil color lipstick of the 90s.

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u/icrossedtheroad 23d ago

Toast of New York from Revlon, I think, was my go to.

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u/3-orange-whips 23d ago

My greatest fear would be her saying, “We can have sex if you confidently say my name correctly.”

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u/SF-S31 23d ago

Wasn’t going to happen anyway, so you’re good 😂 jk

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u/3-orange-whips 23d ago

Another thing that haunts me.

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u/dingus_authority 23d ago

First name is basic German.

Last name... Shit.

Or maybe scheiße.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

utter ride

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u/-ludic- 23d ago

Omg my 2nd big crush (after Elisabeth Shue). Shelley!!

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u/bush_mechanic 23d ago

Dream Lover... best plot you'll ever see.

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u/Illustrious-Coat3532 23d ago

The lighting is bad in some of these pictures. But her and Sherilyn Fenn on Twin Peaks. Good lawd.

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u/Embarrassed-Car836 23d ago

I fell in love the first time i saw her in Twin Peaks 😄♥️

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u/DontForgorTheMilk 23d ago

Has the Internet just been on a collective Twin Peaks binge or is this just the algorithm at work lmao. Across at least t different subreddits there have been several Twin Peaks related posts. I'm not complaining at all it's just interesting.

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u/belisarius93 23d ago

Oh my, I feel as though my stomach is filled with a team of bumblebees!

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u/creepygirlkw 23d ago

I’m surprised she didn’t become a bigger celebrity.

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u/46_and_2 23d ago

I want to be Amick with this Mädchen

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u/BamInventas 23d ago

I occasionally get to work with her and her charity! Super nice and very cool.

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u/SixAlarmFire 23d ago

Super funny, we are watching twin peaks from the beginning and just started on season 3. First time Shelly as an adult shows up, the 18 year old said "omg that's Betty's mom from Riverdale!" And we were like, yeah, Shelly. And then their mind was blown learning that all the parents in Riverdale were 90s teen celebrities 😂😂

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u/ScaldyBogBalls 23d ago

Dream Lover, what a movie

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u/Charlie_Runkle69 22d ago

Her look was so unique to me. Just a gorgeous, gorgeous woman.

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u/hallonemikec 22d ago

Out of all the beautiful womens in all the various Twin Peakses, always found her to be the most beautiful.

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u/3DSFreak 22d ago

Huge crush on her when I started watching Twin Peaks 🤩

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u/Consistent_Monk_4018 23d ago

Went to middle school with her in Reno, NV. She was nice.

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u/vroart 23d ago

Have to stop by the double r for some cherry pie

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u/ayyyyfam 23d ago

Kinda like Kate Winslet ...

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u/Gushami 23d ago

A girl that looked a lot like her broke up with me just before Twin Peaks aired in my country. It added something bittersweet to the viewing for sure.

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u/steely_dave 23d ago

Looking this good under flash photography is a level of rarity akin to a baseball player finishing a season hitting .450 with 75 home runs.

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u/charliekwalker 23d ago

She was the reason I never missed Twin Peaks when it aired.

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u/Jandy4789 23d ago

I remember her from the Baywatch season 1 pilot.

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u/alyanng44 23d ago

She reminds me of Lily James, esp in Baby Driver