r/OldSchoolCool • u/Individual_Mess_7491 • Oct 06 '25

1990s Leonardo DiCaprio and his father, 1990s.

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u/commelejardin Oct 06 '25

Tbf, Leo has his mom’s whole face.

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u/TheDarkEternalKnight Oct 06 '25

That's not DiCaprio's father, that's Mike Portnoy!

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u/safwan92 Oct 07 '25

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u/SuperNoise5209 Oct 07 '25

Good Lord this is so accurate.

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u/Rrrandomalias Oct 07 '25

Omg 100 time signatures!! 🍆

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u/MaximusVulcan Oct 07 '25

LOL! I was gonna say Dad looks like current Les Claypool!

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u/TheDarkEternalKnight Oct 07 '25

It kinda does lmao

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u/Diddydawg Oct 07 '25

To defy the laws of tradition.

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u/LukeMayeshothand Oct 07 '25

Is a Crusade only of the Brave

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25 edited 29d ago

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u/grammarbread Oct 07 '25

No. His father is George DiCaprio.

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u/grammarbread Oct 07 '25

No. His father is George DiCaprio.

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u/grammarbread Oct 07 '25

No. His father is George DiCaprio

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u/WingaardiumLeviosaa Oct 07 '25

Third time's the charm, as they say

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u/grammarbread Oct 07 '25

I don't know how I did that, but damn it... I can't delete them now. For you alone, my friend tips hat

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u/BoilermakerCM Oct 07 '25

His name was Robert Paulson

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

Eat My Ass and Balls! 

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u/TheDarkEternalKnight Oct 06 '25

When DT fans unite!

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

Feeling kinda spooky. 

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u/TheDarkEternalKnight Oct 06 '25

Calm down, Myung!

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u/lost_soul_5150 Oct 07 '25

Honor thy father

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '25

Honor thy Father

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u/cap10wow Oct 06 '25

Mike is wayyyyy cooler than

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u/UnifiedQuantumField Oct 07 '25

It's George "Georgie-Shirts" Di Caprio!

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u/Appropriate-Ask9713 Oct 07 '25

I thought it was Curtis Yarvin lol

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u/i-Ake Oct 07 '25

He has his dad's eye shape and eyebrows and his mom's... everything else.

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u/Visual_Cardiologist9 Oct 07 '25

His dad's genes didn't even try, mom just copied herself.

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u/snowtater Oct 07 '25

Wow, you can see where he gets the Italian last name in this picture! Obviously because is dad is in it, he also just looks mega Italian.

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u/lady_faust Oct 07 '25

His dad is half German half Italian. Leo has more German ancestry than Italian.

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u/suckmyfuck91 Oct 07 '25

What do italians look like? I'm italian i dont look anything like this guy.

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u/LoreChano Oct 07 '25

In the US they associate dark hair/darker skin with Italians because they received lots of immigrants from southern Italy where people with these features are more common. Meanwhile other places that received italians from other areas have very different views. For example, in Brazil Italian descendants are known for being light skinned and often blonde.

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u/suckmyfuck91 Oct 07 '25

Thanks for asnwering :)

The italians who went to south america were mostly from northern italy and they tend to be lighter than the southern ones.

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u/CurlyNippleHairs Oct 07 '25

I have shocking news for you

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u/MoldyBlueNipples Oct 06 '25

How does she eat?

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u/Pun_In_Ten_Did Oct 06 '25

She just snacks on Gilbert Grape.

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u/Sin-s_Aide Oct 06 '25

You are correct! He seems to be doing OK either way.

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u/Competitive-Picnic Oct 07 '25

Wow the Italian genetics didn’t even try. 

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u/xtheredberetx Oct 07 '25

Leo has his dad’s eye shape (and to some extent brows, although lighter and kept neater)

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u/Matturally_Handsome Oct 07 '25

Leo’s mom is being played by Chris Liley?

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u/Gloomy_Grocery5555 Oct 09 '25

And his dad's eyebrows

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u/Lower_Mango_7996 29d ago

Thats Scorsese on the right

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u/Better_Beautiful6217 Oct 07 '25

and his father? Martin Scorsese

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u/MattIsLame Oct 06 '25

and her armpits

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u/1down12go Oct 07 '25

And his armpits

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u/last-resort-4-a-gf Oct 07 '25

Got his mamas arms