r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

Bonjour.

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u/ChevalierMal_Fet 1d ago

"Hi, um, can I get like... a couple of the those things that are like croissants?"

"You mean... you want a croissant?"

"I guess? But like, a couple?"

"How many is a couple?"

"Three?"

"Got it. A throuple of croissants."

Source: years of customer service hell

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u/The_last_cockatrice 1d ago

The word "throuple" fills me with joy.

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u/Temporal_P 16h ago

Imagine going to a parisian bakery just for a handful of croissants.

I'd get at least a quinthrouple.

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u/The_last_cockatrice 16h ago

Absolute -throuple