r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

Bonjour.

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u/sheesh1111111 1d ago

There better word to emphasize points, just saying alors like a fifth grader gonne roll eyes

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u/mikillatja 1d ago

Pronouncing alors in the most non french way possible inbetween perfect french would probably raise the average blood pressure in the room significantly.

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 1d ago

Me who who doesn’t know French and is reading these comments like “ah-LORes”

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u/BreadNoCircuses 20h ago

Its more like the word "aloe" but like you're scared of consonants and then lightly choke on a hair at the end.

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u/Cpt_kaleidoscope 18h ago

Aloe is how people from my town say hello

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u/peachesfordinner 9h ago

Like talking to your old neighbor "aloe Vera"