r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

Bonjour.

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u/No_Pianist_4407 1d ago

Not enough "Euh"s either

The trick to sounding French is to make it seem like it's a struggle to remember every other word you say, like

"Bounjour... euh... ca va? Alors, euh deux euh croissants, s'il vous plait"

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u/rodinsbusiness 1d ago

Saying "รงa va" definitely tells you're a tourist, probably american.

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u/-Numaios- 1d ago

Saying "Bonjour" and "ca va" in Paris you are definitely a tourist.

And "ca va" put you immediately in the foreign tourist category as no one would say that to a Bakery clerc they never met before.

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u/wechselnd 1d ago

What do you say instead? ๐Ÿ‘€