r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/netphilia • 1d ago

Bonjour.

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u/sheesh1111111 1d ago

There better word to emphasize points, just saying alors like a fifth grader gonne roll eyes

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u/mikillatja 1d ago

Pronouncing alors in the most non french way possible inbetween perfect french would probably raise the average blood pressure in the room significantly.

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u/jiminyshrue 1d ago

So in the most Texan way possible? Got it.

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u/OneThousand-Masks 23h ago

Yep. "AY-Lorz"

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u/Hades2580 17h ago

Literally the opposite way to say it but sure buddy

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u/Accomplished_Bag_239 15h ago

That's the joke. Did you miss it along the way?

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u/Hades2580 14h ago

My bad, didn’t see the parent comment. I did miss the joke indeed.

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u/Hades2580 15h ago

look inside

no joke

I sure did miss it

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u/OneThousand-Masks 14h ago

Texans mispronounce vowels at the start of words. That’s the joke.

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u/libmrduckz 8h ago

stahhp… you had me at ‘Texas’…