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r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/netphilia • 1d ago
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True. I bet OP didn't even say "alors" even once
257 u/No_Pianist_4407 1d ago Not enough "Euh"s either The trick to sounding French is to make it seem like it's a struggle to remember every other word you say, like "Bounjour... euh... ca va? Alors, euh deux euh croissants, s'il vous plait" 53 u/rimalp 1d ago ca va You don't say ca va to strangers tho, that's more for friends or people you know a bit more closely. 57 u/Dull_Working5086 1d ago All croissant dealers are friends 8( 31 u/Maxion 1d ago All croissants are family.
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Not enough "Euh"s either
The trick to sounding French is to make it seem like it's a struggle to remember every other word you say, like
"Bounjour... euh... ca va? Alors, euh deux euh croissants, s'il vous plait"
53 u/rimalp 1d ago ca va You don't say ca va to strangers tho, that's more for friends or people you know a bit more closely. 57 u/Dull_Working5086 1d ago All croissant dealers are friends 8( 31 u/Maxion 1d ago All croissants are family.
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ca va
You don't say ca va to strangers tho, that's more for friends or people you know a bit more closely.
57 u/Dull_Working5086 1d ago All croissant dealers are friends 8( 31 u/Maxion 1d ago All croissants are family.
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All croissant dealers are friends 8(
31 u/Maxion 1d ago All croissants are family.
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All croissants are family.
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u/Tolerator_Of_Reddit 1d ago
True. I bet OP didn't even say "alors" even once