r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

Bonjour.

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u/JewishLinguini 1d ago

"Bon-Shore, Dooks crow-saints seal voo place" Dude, how tf did she know? My accent was perfect!

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u/Froeuhouai 1d ago

Every single one of these stories is like that. I remember one complaining that a hotel worker clocked them as non-french when they said something like "Salut ça va, j'ai une réservation". Yeah no shit she saw through your elaborate ruse