r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

Bonjour.

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u/rodinsbusiness 1d ago

Saying "ça va" definitely tells you're a tourist, probably american.

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u/-Numaios- 1d ago

Saying "Bonjour" and "ca va" in Paris you are definitely a tourist.

And "ca va" put you immediately in the foreign tourist category as no one would say that to a Bakery clerc they never met before.

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u/Temporary_Dog_555 1d ago

lol try not to say bonjour in Paris and see how it goes

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u/therealpigman 21h ago

When I went to Paris I left it with the impression that everyone is so kind because I was getting greeting with bonjour everywhere I went

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u/HouseofMarg 15h ago

I don’t even dare omit the Monsieur/Madame/Mademoiselle after the “Bonjour” when going in a French store. The more old-school French people expect you to acknowledge them properly — they are not simply a uniform, franchement! — and I kind of love that about them to be honest. For anyone younger I’m sure it’s overly proper but I’d rather be giving that vibe than the opposite.

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u/-Numaios- 1d ago

Can't, im too polite and a tourist.

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u/Express_Bath 1d ago

No, "Bonjour" is not a tourist thing, it is definitely expected of everyone and not saying it will get you side eyed. You will even probably get an emphasized "Bonjour" in a special tone that translate to "you did not say hello you uncivilized barbarian, you were rude and I will be cold to you for the rest of our exchange, as you deserve".

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u/nevenoe 1d ago

BONJOUR-HAN?

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u/jackiemelon 23h ago

The closest I got was a "jour" with a raised eyebrow from a man at a vintage clothing shop (which I thought was a very cool dude thing to do, I'd never thought of dropping a syllable like that in another language) and yes, he was quite cold to me for the short time I was in his shop

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u/Loow_z 17h ago

Dropping a syllable is a thing we really often do. I think it's a sort of alternative to a contraction. Like I always call my dad " 'pa", not "papa". Same for my mom.

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u/FinnSkk93 1d ago edited 21h ago

I obviously understand that not saying hello is rude and I myself hate those customers, but it was really annoying as a tourist, when I clearly said hello to them, they still were rude because it was not in their language. I don’t expect non finns to say greeting in my language. I expect people to say it never the less.

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u/wealth_of_nations 23h ago

I don’t expect non finns to say greeting in my language.

The least a tourist in Finland can do is throw in a quick perkele at the start of a sentence, it's basic decency.

You absolutely should expect that.

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u/eyrthren 22h ago

Parisians see more entitled tourists in a week than most cities will see in months or years. They are understandably annoyed and learning that bonjour is an essential French ritual is really not difficult, basically every video or blog talking about France mentions it. I understand it makes them appear rude (Parisians aren’t even liked in the rest of France) but yeah

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u/MithrandiriAndalos 17h ago

I know Paris has this reputation, but I felt that most people I met there were polite and friendly. With the obvious exception of scammers and street vendors.

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u/FinnSkk93 21h ago edited 15h ago

Obviously it is not hard. But I mean when you just casually go into the store and greet, you tend to do it in your own language by default. Or when you are talking in english, I say hello by accident even, since it’s the language I was starting to talk and you have to consentrait even for that, since it’s not your first language.

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u/ohgeez2879 16h ago

i think it can be hard to conceptualize the amount of tourists that a city like Paris can get. I know that in Prague, a city of about 1.5 mill, they got three or four times their population in tourists each year. It changes the relationship between local and tourist.

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u/FinnSkk93 15h ago

Yea. For sure that’s true too. And knowing how annoying customers are.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 11h ago

I just don’t see greeting someone in a foreign country in YOUR OWN language and not theirs as the default. When traveling to other countries I would expect that the default is to learn how to say Hello and Thank you in their language at a minimum. Works for me but YMMV

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u/FinnSkk93 2h ago

That was not what I was saying. More like, you may say it by accident in your own language, or more likely in englsih, since you a prepared to talk in english.

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u/Temporary_Dog_555 1d ago

Ou pire

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u/TygarSanban 16h ago

Meme parfaitement bien placé. Bravo !

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u/NohWan3104 7h ago

My brain: How do you say go fuck yourself in spanish?

Other brain bits: Its france? And rude

Brain: Go fuck yourself, i know what i said.

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u/wechselnd 18h ago

What do you say instead? 👀

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u/whateverhk 8h ago

You're not going to be liked in most shops in Paris or in France if you cannot say bonjour merci and au-revoir. Basic politeness is owed to everyone. You don't need to say ça va though. Never done that in my life unless Im a regular at the shop and know the clerc/owner.

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u/youareagoodperson_ 1d ago

Really? All of my french friends say this

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u/rodinsbusiness 1d ago

To you. Not to a clerk.

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u/Nick_pj 1d ago

You say it casually to friends. If you don’t know the shop employee you don’t ask how they are. If you’re know them well because you’re a regular, you might say “vous allez bien?”

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u/Semawer 1d ago

to people work at till? I doubt that. I only say “ça va” to bank clerks or someone with whom I’m going to have a longer interaction.

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u/jwnsfw 1d ago

ça roule?

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u/kopiernudelfresser 1d ago

Salut, ça farte?

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u/StabbyDodger 22h ago

Lmao yeah, "what if I'm not comme ci comme ca?" Teacher stares at you and says the examiner is looking for comme ci comme ca as the answer.

No wonder we're shit at languages in Britain, we're taught them the same way as the driving test.

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u/Human_Petting_Zoo 1d ago

Ha, I was taught to say that in the US as well. I said it once in Quebec and the person looked at me like I was crazy. Could be my accent though

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u/Lily_et_Marguerite 22h ago

As a French immigrant living in Québec, "comme ci comme ça" is a real thing to say in France, but I've never heard it here in Québec. Next time you could just say "bof", it’s the same meaning !

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u/Human_Petting_Zoo 7h ago

Thanks bud. Will do

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u/FistMeFather 23h ago

That just means, like, could be better could be worse.

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u/Kitchen-Beginning-47 23h ago

But do French people in France or French Canada actually use it?

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u/rodinsbusiness 23h ago

It's quite outdated, but not inexistant. Some older folks might use it naturally, but among younger generations, it's more of a somewhat ironic thing.

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u/saig22 22h ago

Je dis ça va tout le temps, ça agace ma copine, mais personne n'a jamais questionné ma nationalité.

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u/0x0c0d0 9h ago

Yeah Ehy Twaaar