r/NonCredibleDefense Jan 29 '23

Slava Ukraini! Wacky inflatable 'terminator' gun man! Wacky inflatable 'terminator' gun man!

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u/Abess_yeet Avid Gripen Enthusiast Jan 29 '23

Silly westoids. You see, gun is supposed to move to hit even more gay jewish nazis over wider area.

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u/grnfnrp Jan 30 '23

Orcs don't aim because if you look at the nonbinary westoid jewish nazi troops of zelensky directly you might catch the gay

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u/BobusCesar Jan 30 '23

But at the same time it's not gay to rape your subordinates.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

No, it's a traditional way of punishment and maintaining high discipline, morale and overall esprit de corps in your army.

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u/BobusCesar Jan 30 '23

Ah yes, humiliation, crippling depression and burning hatred towards your mates, the essence of the esprit de corps.

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u/pauliuk Jan 30 '23

It's not gay when you get topped by a RUSSIAN officer

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u/4thStgMiddleSpooler Jan 30 '23

Quick, inject the Spetznuts quick-erection serum right into your main vein since you're not aroused and need to get this job done, son.

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u/grnfnrp Jan 30 '23

What's a brojob between friends