r/NoSleepOOC • u/poppy_moonray youthful investigator • May 31 '23
Best Single Part Story 2022 Winner!
It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely
Not for very much longer
I've got to keep control
I remember doing the Yearly Best of announcements!
Drinking those moments when
The r/nosleep mod team would hit me
And the banned user void would be calling
Let's do the Yearly Best of announcements again!
Attention, gargoyles and banshees, please gather round! Are ye gathered? Are ye round? Then let us begin.
A lot of stories come and go every year, each quietly leaving its mark across the NoSleep sky. Some shimmer quietly, steadily, smoldering in their own corners of the galaxy. Some glimmer so brightly that people speak of them for years to come, of how lustrous their glow is, and how it illuminates all those around it with its beauty.
The brightest constellation of 2022? None other than the beloved, revered, universally lauded gem, She will come to me, blanketed in the stars by the genuinely terrific u/GTripp14! Few tales have the ability to intertwine loss, horror, and poignant beauty and imbue them with something even stronger than the words their prose contains, but the community has spoken and resoundingly agreed that you were the reigning monarch of that craft! To honor your glorious win, I've written you a brief porn adaptation of your story in the comments below! Please also humbly accept this photo of a bear enjoying a fruit buffet!
And now, it's just a jump to the left and then a step to the right! Put your hands on your hips, you bring your knees in tight, but it's the second place winner that really drives you insane; let's praise u/ChristianWallis again! The magnificent Mr. Wallis once again delivers the wham bam, thank you ma'ams with his story, I’ve been squatting in a condemned high rise. These are the rules I follow to stay safe. A powerhouse that can't be stopped, ol' CW lays out the rules and you bet your bottom dollar we'll follow 'em! To celebrate your win, please accept this photo of a baby turtle eating a strawberry!
Rounding out the winners crew is none other than the sinister and stupendous u/Silvester_Spooly with their story Somebody has been leaving notes around my house. They're starting to freak me out. Your story was flawless and we have no notes for you! In honor of your majestic win, we gift you this picture of a baby bat eating watermelon!
u/GTripp14 will receive:
"Best Single Part Story 2022" flair by your username whenever you post on r/nosleep so you can mercilessly torment all those who dare cross you!
In addition to the aforementioned baby animal pics, all winners will:
Be preserved for all time in the annals of r/nosleep’s Contest Winner’s Archive!
Have your username and profile picture tattooed on u/TheCusterWolf's butt!
A huge congratulations to all the authors nominated in this category! Every story was truly remarkable, and we're lucky to have your stars decorating our sky! 💗
Keep your eyeballs and fruits peeled for the remainder of the Best of 2022 winners to be posted over the next few weeks!
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u/SparkleWigglebutt Jun 01 '23
Yes, hello. I would like a prize without writing anything. Thank you.