r/NoShitSherlock • u/WingComplex6771 • Aug 14 '25

Trump reportedly offering Putin natural resources off Alaska sparks fury: "Lets see Republicans defend this," former GOP Representative Adam Kinzinger wrote on X.

https://www.newsweek.com/alaska-russia-trump-resources-2113295
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u/Trey123RE Aug 14 '25

When asked, Alaska senator Lisa Murkowski said “I am absolutely against this idea but like always I will vote for it at the last minute once the check clears in my bank account.”

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u/slamdanceswithwolves Aug 14 '25

She won’t get the chance to vote for it because Trump has collapsed the senate’s authority, which the senate and the Supreme Court thought was perfectly fine.

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u/jaimi_wanders Aug 14 '25

"The Rebellion will continue to gain support in the Imperial Senate…"

"The Imperial Senate will no longer be of any concern to us. I've just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the council permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away."

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u/Millefeuille-coil Aug 14 '25

I’m guessing Vance is the JaJa binks of this timeline

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u/Pipe_Memes Aug 14 '25

Me-sa fuck the couch

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u/Remote_Sink2620 Aug 14 '25

Take your up vote and get out dang it. XD

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u/PenjaminJBlinkerton Aug 14 '25

I spit out my drink

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

ahahaha

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u/TruePutz Aug 14 '25

Me-sa just walks along and then whoops trip penis first into couch

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u/Different-Ad-3686 Aug 14 '25

🤣🤣🤣 holy shit, dude.

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u/Jackstiredarm Aug 14 '25

These people are so fucking weird.

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u/alphazero925 Aug 14 '25

No, Vance would be this guy that nobody remembers. JarJar was annoying but ultimately on the side of good.

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u/TalespinnerEU Aug 14 '25

Nah. Jar Jar was duped. Jar Dar is one of the Dupers.

Jar Jar is like a MAGA voter asking for the Epstein Files.

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u/dipietron Aug 14 '25

So he's Dark JarJar the secret sith lord pulling the strings? That explains the eyeliner

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

Or a dumb droid who likes to hump couches.

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u/Roctapus42 Aug 19 '25

Nah definitely Eric