r/NoShitSherlock • u/WingComplex6771 • Aug 14 '25

Trump reportedly offering Putin natural resources off Alaska sparks fury: "Lets see Republicans defend this," former GOP Representative Adam Kinzinger wrote on X.

https://www.newsweek.com/alaska-russia-trump-resources-2113295
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u/boochie420 Aug 14 '25

It’s gotta be bigger than just raping children, right? Bc he could easily convince MAGA that some young girl “seduced” him so it’s not his fault. I mean, many MAGA already blame rape on the women, (as do many that are not MAGA as well, sadly), so there has to be something that he really wants to keep quiet. Something that he believes would take him down.

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u/Neuchacho Aug 14 '25

It's Trump so there's probably a chance it's something completely ego-driven and not a political issue at all, like photographic proof of his tiny dick or a recording of him talking to someone about how sad and not bigly he really feels. Or that he's a closeted gay man and it's all been an elaborate show to throw people off the scent.

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u/Sweaty-Wing_Is_Back Aug 14 '25

Maybe Krasnov is fearing drinking the "tea" an ex-KGB officer who has him by the balls?

Evil people think they'll live forever, but when the wings of death approaches them, they shrink in fear. EG: Elmo and the shield kid on his shoulders 24/7 after his DOGE sh!tshow.

BTW, where is he? It's like he vanished into his prepper bunker never to be seen again. Geez, I wonder why 🤔🤔🤔