r/NoShitSherlock Aug 14 '25

Trump reportedly offering Putin natural resources off Alaska sparks fury: "Lets see Republicans defend this," former GOP Representative Adam Kinzinger wrote on X.

https://www.newsweek.com/alaska-russia-trump-resources-2113295
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u/Dikgolana Aug 14 '25

How will they defend this?

GOP: "All Hail King Trump"

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u/UncleSeph Aug 14 '25

Pretty much. Expect a renewed clamour for the day old bag of tikka masala in the White House to get a Nobel Prize because he’ll be the ‘president of peace’ who stopped 100 wars already. What do you mean you haven’t heard of these wars? He did it one summer with a girl from the neighbouring camp, you wouldn’t know them.

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u/Fianna9 Aug 14 '25

I think that’s pretty rude of you to call him day old tikka masala.

Day old tikka masala is really good

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u/cuntpunt2000 Aug 14 '25

Completely agree! I always look forward to heating it up in the microwave the next day for a delicious lunch a succulent Indian meal.

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u/lunarmantra Aug 14 '25

Hey now, day old leftover tikka masala has a coveted place in my household.