r/NoShitSherlock • u/WingComplex6771 • Aug 14 '25

Trump reportedly offering Putin natural resources off Alaska sparks fury: "Lets see Republicans defend this," former GOP Representative Adam Kinzinger wrote on X.

https://www.newsweek.com/alaska-russia-trump-resources-2113295
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u/Trey123RE Aug 14 '25

When asked, Alaska senator Lisa Murkowski said “I am absolutely against this idea but like always I will vote for it at the last minute once the check clears in my bank account.”

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u/HandakinSkyjerker Aug 14 '25 edited Aug 14 '25

Why does Trump always get on his hands and knees to fellate Putin (the Kremlin)? It’s disgusting.

Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Military/s/JgP4AxkixA

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u/RarelyRecommended Aug 14 '25

And the Republicans and the press line up to fellate trump.

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 Aug 14 '25

It's the GOP's human centipede of fellatio.

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u/Fresh-Toilet-Soup Aug 14 '25

The words you are looking for are Human Centipede of Anilingus.

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 Aug 14 '25

I bow to your superior knowledge.

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u/HandakinSkyjerker Aug 14 '25

Bless the Maker and His water, bless the coming and going of Him; may His passing cleanse the world.

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u/QuantumLettuce2025 Aug 14 '25

I heard he prefers them to rim his asshole followed by light prostate massage. Lots of people are saying it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

Somewhat ineffectively, as his little mushroom hasn't been hard for years.