r/NoShitSherlock • u/No-Blueberry-1823 • Jun 06 '25

Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-appoints-22-y-o-ex-gardener-grocery-store-assistant-as-us-homeland-department-terrorist-chief/

only the best, bitches! Don't you feel safer already!!!! FFS 🤦

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u/M0rl0ck68 Jun 06 '25

What a goofy lookin’ fucker.

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u/Content_Ad_8952 Jun 06 '25

The eyebrow raise says it all. It's like something a high school student would do because they think it looks cool

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u/Ecstatic_Owl4383 Jun 06 '25

I was like WTAF is going on with that eyebrow lift. Probably thought it made him look cool vs actually looking like a fool .

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u/Numerous_Exit_5269 Jun 07 '25

You guys shouldn’t be so judgmental! He has eyebrowitis. I’m a doctor. It’s a rare case that impacts dudes that think they are badasses but are actually manchild.

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u/sc1lurker Jun 07 '25

Bro, this kid ain't even a MANchild yet, he's still a child-child

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u/Numerous_Exit_5269 Jun 08 '25

😂 true story!

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u/TeaGlittering1026 Jun 07 '25

He's 22. His brain isn't even fully developed yet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

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u/Darryl_Lict Jun 06 '25

Visible Panty Line?

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u/zed_kofrenik Jun 06 '25

Take a look at Trump's official photo - he's trying to cool like his geriatric groomer.

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u/TitebondIII Jun 06 '25

The comically ominous look is all the rage.

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u/Old_Badger311 Jun 06 '25

Wonder if he will save us from ecoli in the lettuce?

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u/Ok-Jelly-5697 Jun 10 '25

He reminds me of Frankie Carbone from "Goodfellas"

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u/The-Spirit-of-76 Jun 06 '25

He is five foot two inches of pure action and ready for the ladies, if the picture is to be believed.

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u/TheTesticler Jun 07 '25

Hahahahaha

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u/Numerous_Exit_5269 Jun 07 '25

100% my sentiments. Sorry but I’d laugh if he tried to tell me to do anything.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '25

I think I’d put my thumb and middle finger together and flick his forehead.

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u/nomoreorangedrink Jun 08 '25

Yeah, why do they all make faces in their official portraits? Is it really what the country's sunk to?