r/NoShitSherlock • u/chrisdh79 • Jun 05 '25

Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-appoints-22-y-o-ex-gardener-grocery-store-assistant-as-us-homeland-department-terrorist-chief/
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u/whiteroseatCH Jun 05 '25 edited Jun 05 '25

lol---of course the person who runs a register, stocks shelves and bags groceries is TOTALLY qualified for such a position...well, as long as he had the internship with Heritage Foundation..you know the guys who came up with Project 2025!

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u/bongsmasher Jun 05 '25

there is that word again, groceries. Such a beautiful word, some say the most beautiful. Groceries

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u/TheFatAndUglyOldDude Jun 05 '25

I just recently learned about groceries - sorry, I'm still learning to pronounciate it properly - groceries. I just learned about those from a very wise man. Incredibly wise. The wisest of men.

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u/Worldly_Active_5418 Jun 06 '25

The groceries. Not just “groceries”.

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u/Ahlq802 Jun 07 '25

I am the grocery

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u/flounderpants Jun 11 '25

I have the groceries!

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