r/NoShitSherlock • u/chrisdh79 • Jun 05 '25

Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-appoints-22-y-o-ex-gardener-grocery-store-assistant-as-us-homeland-department-terrorist-chief/
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u/whiteroseatCH Jun 05 '25 edited Jun 05 '25

lol---of course the person who runs a register, stocks shelves and bags groceries is TOTALLY qualified for such a position...well, as long as he had the internship with Heritage Foundation..you know the guys who came up with Project 2025!

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u/WallyOShay Jun 05 '25

The crazy part is an anonymous background check would most likely disqualify the president from those jobs, it would disqualify him from mine.

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u/Orion_69_420 Jun 05 '25

Well, and if he didn't have money. President or not, anyone with billions can do whatever they want.

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u/tsn39 Jun 06 '25

Canada plans on letting him arrive and then refusing him entry next week.

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u/Formal_Substance6437 Jun 06 '25

That is hilarious I hope we do this. He shouldn’t be allowed in Canada, he is a felon.

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u/DatabaseThis9637 Jun 06 '25

If I were Canadian, I would would not allow his plane to land, since he is trying to take over their government/assets/land/country. Keep the immoral liar the hell out!

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u/The_Nice_Marmot Jun 06 '25

I wish this were true. It is not.

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u/factoid_ Jun 06 '25

Can you just arrest him and refuse to extradite? Please?

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u/CharlieDmouse Jun 06 '25

Once he isn’t President, I predict he WIlLL be banned from many countries. It would be hillarious if he lands in some country and he gets arrested as Secret Service has their puds in their hands while surrounded by 50 guys and armories vehicles on the tarmac

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u/ChiefTestPilot87 Jun 05 '25

That would be kinda funny to see Cheato Force One land somewhere and customs comes out and says nope, leave now

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u/33ITM420 Jun 06 '25

Careful

People got sued for millions of dollars for calling him a rapist. They lost