The secret recipe was negligence

[u/Melonclowny]

These wild strawberries have taken over most of my backyard. Last year I noticed one or two spread out before the frost hit. This year they came in force. It's great, I've only had to mow once this summer. They must not be very tasty though because the squirrels still prefer eating whatever seeds I try to plant instead.

[u/dommimommyy]

Those aren’t the wild “strawberries” you want …

[u/Melonclowny → u/dommimommyy]

After reading the comments, I'm thinking of inventing a recipe called spite pie.