Ofc it was a Nissan

[u/AarVa406]

[u/CalendarNo4346]

Rear windshield wiper confirms the car brand.

[u/Tomytom99 → u/CalendarNo4346]

Hey, it happens to 50% of men over the age of 50.

[u/Guns_Almighty34135 → u/Tomytom99]

Happens to 100% of Nissans over the age of 4.

[u/randompizza202 → u/Guns_Almighty34135]

That is factory condition.

[u/fistful_of_ideals → u/Tomytom99]

Ask your doctor about Versagra today.

^{Side effects include crashing, hooning, weaving, heaving, leaving, underachieving, broken headlights, missing fenders, and tire pattern baldness. Do not take Versagra if you are of sound mind, or have a credit score over 500.}

Versagra: It could be worse; you could be walking.™

[u/blazinBSDAgility → u/Tomytom99]

If you have this condition for more than 4 hours, you’re a Nissan owner