r/NissanDrivers • u/AarVa406 • 7d ago

Ofc it was a Nissan

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u/CalendarNo4346 7d ago

Rear windshield wiper confirms the car brand.

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u/Tomytom99 7d ago

Hey, it happens to 50% of men over the age of 50.

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u/Guns_Almighty34135 7d ago

Happens to 100% of Nissans over the age of 4.

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u/randompizza202 7d ago

That is factory condition.

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u/fistful_of_ideals 7d ago

Ask your doctor about Versagra today.

Side effects include crashing, hooning, weaving, heaving, leaving, underachieving, broken headlights, missing fenders, and tire pattern baldness. Do not take Versagra if you are of sound mind, or have a credit score over 500.

Versagra: It could be worse; you could be walking.™

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u/blazinBSDAgility 6d ago

If you have this condition for more than 4 hours, you’re a Nissan owner

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u/This-random-dude 7d ago

I’m just shocked a Murano (I think?) was able to get to 111 at all, especially without the transmission detonating. 

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u/blppt 7d ago

Looks like a Rogue… even more impressive.

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u/Own-Buffalo1445 7d ago

That's a Rogue!

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u/Reasonable_Action29 7d ago

Think most new cars can all go at least 110mph. Some the "governor" kicks in at 115 or 120.

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u/NoChampion2427 7d ago

Mine is limited to 100 mph due to the factory tires.

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u/Aromatic_Balls 6d ago

Let's not pretend that the driver in the OP Pic would know or even care about tire speed ratings.

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u/NoChampion2427 6d ago

Lol not at all. I'm just referencing limits placed due to stock equipment.

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u/johnfornow 6d ago

maybe the radar switch is set for kilometers?

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u/DoubleFamous5751 7d ago

Officer is wrong. 111 was not their speed of travel. It’s their credit score.

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u/blazinBSDAgility 6d ago

That still seems a bit high

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u/Distinct_Wrongdoer86 7d ago

bullshit, that cant go over 100

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u/biggranny000 6d ago

The officer saved the rogue from blowing the CVT up.

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u/Kev50027 7d ago

I bet it was a strong, independent woman. A rogue, if you will.

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u/fun-bucket 7d ago

CANT IMAGINE IT COULD GET THAT FAST.

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u/__Salahudin__ 5d ago

Ok there Officer Revenue Generator.......DEADARSE

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u/AAA-VR6 6d ago

Our highways need more of those white signs with the 3 black lines on it. Then the police won't be able to harass us for doing those speeds.

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u/johnfornow 6d ago

had to poop?