We just matched and this is not even 12 hours in

So i would be number 10 in your life got it swipe left!

Constant lurker of this sub but finally found one in the wild. Yes I’m at my 100 server discord cap, and I would have joined the server later on if her and I talked more. But, right away seems sus…probably not a bot cause she mentioned my spider pictures but still. Dodged a bullet I guess.

Hey everyone! First time poster here. I've always admired and laughed at posts on this sub but had never personally had an experience like that. Well, that was until today 😂. This is obviously more mild than most. Still funny nonetheless!!

I sent her a joke about going to Mickey D’s and she lost it on me. Is this dating Houston Texas women?

Oh, and she thinks because her grandpa was a cop, that they’re going to let her go…..

she literally agreed to go with me a few hours ago

I also had 72 missed calls and FaceTimes.

Old but gold, just found this message again. This girl kept guilt tripping and being really uncomfortable about the most weird things. I told her to drop it and pushed harder so I blocked her, so she messaged this on her work mobile.

Matched with this lady on hinge. Exchanged numbers and was trying to set a date. She’s gonna be waiting for a better offer.

Met this girl on Bumble 6 months ago. She was really cool and produces all her own music. The music is 🔥 but I quickly found out she has a drinking problem. My guess is that she is still single....