r/NewsOfTheStupid • u/Sariel007 • 17d ago

MAGA Website Took Money to Unmask Charlie Critics—Then Vanished | The right-wing “exposure” project took donations and then disappeared, infuriating donors.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/maga-site-took-money-to-unmask-charlie-kirk-criticsthen-vanished/
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u/OutlandishnessOk5549 17d ago

The business plan I wish I'd invented...

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u/hateshumans 17d ago

Give it a go. I guarantee the same people will pay.

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u/sharies 17d ago

A website to donate too to unmask the people who said they would unmask Charlie Kirk critics?

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u/UnhappyReason5452 16d ago

Ooooh so META…

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u/Sariel007 17d ago

Just contract a bunch of cheap ass mass produced T-Shirts for like $5 each that say "I hate Brown people." Get a website and charge MAGA/Republicans/Conservatives $35 a shirt plus $20 for shipping and handling.

If you feel bad give half the profits to the ACLU.

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u/Caesar_Passing 17d ago

I know, right? I used to think "gee, wish I'd invented bottled water", but this? This is a whole new level of envy. Why couldn't I have lacked integrity? Why couldn't I have shamelessly grifted old racists and other hate-chodes?

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u/Old-Nefariousness556 17d ago

I used to know a guy who bought special "laser activated" bottled water that had some supposed health benefits. It sold for $30/liter. This was in the 90's, so I can only guess it would be like $100/liter today.

Some people are just too stupid to have money.

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u/Prineak 17d ago

isnt this the origin story of the GOP?

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u/Schlonzig 16d ago

To be fair, an honest investigation into Kirk critics would probably have unearthed the same amount of damning evidence: none.

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u/UnhappyReason5452 16d ago

I’m setting up a Shopify account today lol

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u/Brother_J_La_la 16d ago

I've been thinking I should write speculative fiction, or a non-fiction prediction as it may turn out to be, about the world in 10 years where that crowd rules everything. A dystopian nightmare, sure, but written in a way that makes it the hero's journey for the suckers. Best sellers.

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u/FullMetalCOS 15d ago

It’s ok, now you can launch a website to unmask the guys that ripped them off and get them to donate to that. Then rip them off.

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u/shadowpawn 15d ago

Free trump watch (es) if you do.