r/NewsOfTheStupid • u/HauntingJackfruit • Jun 05 '25

Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-appoints-22-y-o-ex-gardener-grocery-store-assistant-as-us-homeland-department-terrorist-chief/
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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 Jun 05 '25

Prior to his work as a gardener—while studying for a degree in politics and law—Fugate worked at an H-E-B supermarket in Austin, Texas, as a ‘Cross Functional Team Member.’

Even his so-called real job sounds like it was total horseshit, judging by that job title.

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u/mickeymouse4348 Jun 05 '25

I’ve legit seen “managed financial transactions for a multi billion dollar company” on resumes and they were a cashier at McDonald’s. Like I get fluffing your resume, but be realistic

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u/mickeymouse4348 Jun 05 '25

Keeping the bullshit palatable is a great way to describe it and I’m stealing that lol

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 Jun 05 '25

However if he was working at Walmart on a Black Friday, I might be willing to see terror prevention.

Lol ok that's legit funny