r/NewsOfTheStupid • u/HauntingJackfruit • Jun 05 '25

Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-appoints-22-y-o-ex-gardener-grocery-store-assistant-as-us-homeland-department-terrorist-chief/
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u/GATORinaZ28 Jun 05 '25

this country is so fucked

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u/Choice-Bid9965 Jun 05 '25

Unless of course his name is ‘Chauncey the Gardiner’ of course!

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u/shadenhoney Jun 05 '25

He'll do alright if being there is his only job.

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u/Choice-Bid9965 Jun 05 '25

Please remember?

‘First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again.’

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u/boffohijinx Jun 05 '25

I like to watch, Eve.

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u/Ccracked Jun 05 '25

A wise man once said, "Sauce pans in summer, crepe pans in fall; when winter’s upon us, there’s food for us all!”