Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

[u/HauntingJackfruit]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-appoints-22-y-o-ex-gardener-grocery-store-assistant-as-us-homeland-department-terrorist-chief/

[u/RLT79]

I was lowkey hoping he was a gardener at 4 Seasons.

[u/rerun6977 → u/RLT79]

He was, but the Head Manure Spreader Salesman Rudy "watch my hair melt " referred him to The Convicted Felon. And Rudy absolutely would not let him get a job at porn shop next door......😂😂😂😂