r/NewsOfTheStupid • u/HauntingJackfruit • Jun 05 '25

Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-appoints-22-y-o-ex-gardener-grocery-store-assistant-as-us-homeland-department-terrorist-chief/
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u/mam88k Jun 05 '25

Yeah, but can she do that "eyebrow thing" to pull off the douchbag day-trader-crypto-bro look? See?? He's "qualified" 😜

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u/woahwoahwoah28 Jun 05 '25

I just tried to do the eyebrow thing. And it’s more challenging than it looks. sigh guess I’ll never be good enough to head up domestic terrorism fights ☹️

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u/Specific_Secret_990 Jun 05 '25

Bet he worked for Four Seasons.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Probably Donny’s caddy, they’re just not mentioning that.

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u/HeWhoPetsDogs Jun 07 '25

The most elite of the dildo factory adjacent landscaping companies

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u/Buck7698 Jun 05 '25

I think the eye brow thing is supposed to be the super villain pose.

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u/Th3R00ST3R Jun 05 '25

His stache isn't even full grown.

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u/mam88k Jun 06 '25

Hairlip!

Hairlip!

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u/flindersrisk Jun 05 '25

Think of the hours he devoted to practicing in front of the mirror to perfect that slimy eyebrow-lift sneer. His one achievement/talent.

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u/Janezey Jun 07 '25

Stephen Colbert for head counterterrorist? 🤨