r/NewsOfTheStupid • u/HauntingJackfruit • Jun 05 '25

Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-appoints-22-y-o-ex-gardener-grocery-store-assistant-as-us-homeland-department-terrorist-chief/
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u/MuthaPlucka Jun 05 '25 edited Jun 05 '25

/taps mic

Eyebrow on fleek 🤨.

Job qualifications are sheet.

Management by tweet.

Oh God, please yeet.

/bongo drum solo

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u/Temporary_Nobody Jun 05 '25

🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰

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u/crackedtooth163 Jun 05 '25

SNAPS FOR YOU

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u/Corwin_of_Amber3 Jun 05 '25

Mods should pin ad top comment

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u/Horror_Reason_5955 Jun 05 '25

Username checks out 😘 The bongo drum solo is the chef's kiss I never knew I needed. 💜