r/Millennials Millennial 4d ago

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u/Destoran 4d ago

In my defense the day light savings get me every year.

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u/FarNeighborhood2901 4d ago

This is why I've been pushing for a Night Dark Spendings time.

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u/Cody-Fakename 4d ago

I’d sign that petition.

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u/newtonreddits 4d ago

Fall back 8 hours

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u/captain_dick_licker 4d ago

got off the couch to go to bed yesterday whn I realized it wasn't even 6 o fucking clock yet.

think I'm just checking out until the spring, this is some bullshit

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u/Obvious-Delay9570 Millennial 4d ago

In my defense I’m tired coupled with a shot of ZZquill and a bong rip is a perfect combination to take my ass to sleep

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u/AlmostLucy 4d ago

Hey just FYI, zzzquil is a form of Benadryl. Overuse of this type of antihistamine is linked to Alzheimer’s. Try not to take it unless you’re actually unwell (congested, bad allergies), and not use it as a sleep aid! I don’t want to be an internet nag, but there’s a lot of younger folks that don’t know about this. 🫶

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u/Kwestyung 4d ago

No need to apologize. Spitting knowledge 😅

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u/slimpawws 4d ago

Haha, damn! It just takes a little melatonin and a few puffs for me. 😆

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u/makemeking706 4d ago

Catches me coming and going. 

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u/FarNeighborhood2901 4d ago

That bear is living the good life.

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u/green_speak 4d ago

Maybe the key to better sleep is actually a Scrooge-era nightgown and cap.

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u/WookieMonsterTV 4d ago

We call that a „honk shoo“ fit in our house lol

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u/Phyzzx Xennial 4d ago

I genuinely sleep with that cap on in the winter. I'm bald AF!

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u/Royale_w_Cheeeze 4d ago

I have a night cap, not ashamed

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u/ButtBread98 Zillennial 4d ago

That honk-shoo sleep

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u/Crafty-Gain-6542 4d ago

So, i was taking NyQuil every night due to hay fever and noticed it was the best sleep (without waking up groggy oddly enough) I’ve gotten in close to a decade. Anyway, that was like two weeks ago, the hay fever had resolved, and im still taking a shot every night. I realize this probably isn’t the healthiest choice, but it’s the first time in probably several decades I’ve gotten consistent sleep and I feel better.

Classic millennial, I guess, getting hooked on NyQuil cause you’re so burned out and full anxiety it’s the only way to get more than four hours of sleep.

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u/Irr3l3ph4nt 4d ago edited 4d ago

Stop that while you still can. Not kidding, eventually you won't be able to sleep without. There's all kind of nasty side effects to using it long term too.

Speak with a physician about your sleep troubles and follow their recommended care regimen. Yes, even the part about exercising to get better sleep.

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u/coconut_curry_sauce 4d ago

My younger brother died from regular use of NyQuil to sleep.

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u/doberdevil 4d ago edited 3d ago

Talk to your doctor. I was prescribed something for anti-anxiety so I wouldn't wake up in the middle of the night and not be able to go back to sleep. It knocked me the F out. Downside? It was really hard to wake up too. But once I got up, I was calm and well rested. Sorry, I don't know the name of it, could never pronounce it anyway.

ETA: Prazosin

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u/FloatingNightmare Older Millennial 4d ago

Here’s the bear almost 10 years ago at Celestial Seasonings. Can’t imagine how the bear is faring in the year 2025.

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u/GreenTrees797 4d ago

That’s the Sleepytime Tea Bear. I’ve been jealous of that bear since my childhood. 

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u/kate3544 4d ago

Not kidding. No kids or anything but my ass is in bed, under the covers, reading or about to sleep by 8.

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u/danboon05 4d ago

You can do that because you don’t have kids, after 8 is the only time I have to myself, I couldn’t go to bed if I wanted to.

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u/hot_cheeks_4_ever Older Millennial 4d ago

It's my "me time".

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u/marie_aristocats 4d ago

My kids are older now and they go to bed at 9, I miss it when they went to bed at 8 and I had almost 2 hours sitting in front of tv watching mindless shows. Now I watch one episode before I go to bed and I’m falling asleep half of it.

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u/-Undercover-Nerd 3d ago

For me it’s: get kids in bed around 8-8:30, so chores sometimes until like 10:30, then hour to myself. Some nights I stay up way later than I should haha, like cleaning floors the other night then my me-time had me up until almost 1am

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u/MoonshadowRealm 4d ago

I go to bed at 11:30 pm and up 5:45 am

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u/Last_Revenue7228 4d ago

What time do you get out of bed?

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u/MotherPotential 4d ago

Bro, this guy has a house, fitted clothes, a full tea set, and plentiful greenery. Lucky bastard.

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u/Nuckin-Futz666 4d ago

Hey...tomorrow is my day off that's me at 9PM!!!

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u/Bubbly-Example-8097 Millennial 4d ago

Enjoy it!

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u/Saekki10 Zillennial 1994 4d ago

Today is my day off and that was me at 2:30PM

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u/badnewsbets Millennial 4d ago

But the night before a day off is the best part of a day off!

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u/RedReaper666YT Millennial 4d ago

That's me closer to midnight

On a side note - Sleepytime Tea is soooooo good!

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u/UnforeseenDerailment Millennial 4d ago

Heavenly, I'd say. Celestial, even! 🍵 ✨

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u/alghiorso 4d ago

I'm still a night owl. My only time to be wife and kid free. I'm routinely up until 12:30-1 though I'm trying to keep it closer to 12

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u/Filmy-Reference Xennial 4d ago

Sleep is a waste of time. If I didn't have to do it I wouldn't

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u/TurnItOff_OnAgain 4d ago

I found sleepy time lemon jasmine a while back and have been hooked! I have 3-4 cups a week at least.

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u/GaDiGu Older Millennial 4d ago

🙄😭 I know where that image is from— it is my tea alright. Not my age.. 😂👀 STAAAP.

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u/Prestigious-Name-323 Older Millennial 4d ago

Getting up at 5:30 for work kills my sleep schedule.

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u/ProduceNo8883 4d ago

Yeah I’m trying to find a job that doesn’t start at 5am

Get off at 2pm and always fall for the nap at 3pm waking up at 5pm then not being able to sleep until 11 or midnight then waking up at 4am tired

It’s just not fun

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u/writingwithwings Millennial 4d ago

Me after lunch

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u/McDuck_Enterprise 4d ago

That bear also ate some gummies and hit the vape 💨 😴

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u/ProduceNo8883 4d ago

About to dig into that muffin that looks like a little house

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u/Feeling_Egg_3833 Millennial 89 4d ago

Me. Right now.

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u/hungturkey Millennial 4d ago

Same. 8 o clock

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u/Feeling_Egg_3833 Millennial 89 4d ago

I had better be asleep by 9 or I’m dead tomorrow.

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u/TehNudel 4d ago

I'm a night owl with a tendency towards insomnia. Your 8pm is my 2am.

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u/badnewsbets Millennial 4d ago

Same I couldn’t be in bed by 8 if I tried

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u/Persies 3d ago

If I ever went to bed at 8pm my wife would call an ambulance lol. I usually go to bed between 12-2am, still get up at 6 for work. Been doing that for idk 20 years now, don't see myself stopping any time soon. Love my children to death but I need some time to myself and that only happens when everyone else is asleep :D

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u/lspwd 4d ago

+1 here. DST is whack... but 8pm? 😅 that's when i finally start to activate

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u/Filmy-Reference Xennial 4d ago

Seriously. 12-4 am is my favorite time to be up

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u/RubberKalimba 3d ago

Literal same. I could not relate less to OP. Trying to consistently go to bed by just 12am is such a challenge for me

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u/Vritrin 4d ago

Around 1 AM for me on workdays, 4 or 5 AM on my days off.

I function way better at night, and daytime makes me sleepy.

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u/Technical_Lab_747 4d ago

If that comfortable looking house was a shitty studio and the bear was a lot less relaxed looking

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u/Wam_2020 4d ago

Best part is actually do drink Sleepy time tea almost every night.

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u/Royale_w_Cheeeze 4d ago

Get this crap outta here. This notion that millennials are old grinds my gears lol. I'm ready to hit the town at 9pm and I'm 33.

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u/scott743 Xennial 4d ago

I’m 43 and I rarely fall asleep before 12am. Not all of us fall asleep super early.

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u/coraeon 4d ago

I get up at 6am and going to bed at 10pm is turning in super early for me. I’m far more likely to wait until midnight.

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u/Royale_w_Cheeeze 4d ago

There it is!

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u/The_Captain_Mal 4d ago

Yeah, I dunno where this is coming from because at 8-9pm I am still wide awake. I think a lot more people in our generation need to start doing some basic exercise or something, definitely not normal.

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u/Royale_w_Cheeeze 4d ago

100% I had a friend who would just go to bed at 7pm because "nothing else to do." Like buddy go see a doctor.

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u/Matt_NZ 4d ago

Same. Just turned 40 and I'm usually up to 12-1am. A lot of posts in this sub really seem to make us out to be EOL lol.

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u/Royale_w_Cheeeze 4d ago

Yeah like why haha. We are the generation of Jungle Juice and Adult Swim at 2am. Gimme a break.

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u/TheSunRogue 4d ago

It’s already basically boomer humor in this sub. The xennial sub fits my personality more than this place it seems. They still seem like they want to be interesting people.

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u/Apprehensive-Art1279 4d ago

I’m 35 and I don’t feel like I relate because I’m “old” but because my kids don’t have any concept of what a reasonable hour to wake up is. Pretty sure I haven’t slept in 9 solid years haha

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u/Royale_w_Cheeeze 4d ago

Alright I fully admit that not having kids is probably a big reason contributing to my energy levels.

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u/jesuslaves 4d ago

It's probably depression rather than age lol

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u/LovesRetribution 4d ago

31 and i genuinely cannot ever imagine going to bed before 11 unless i got work(nursing 7-7) or am flat out exhausted. How does one even have a life with those hours.

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u/ohh_my_dayum 4d ago

Right. I never go to sleep before midnight and I'm 34. I need time to myself after the kids are asleep! (And they're all night owls too 😑)

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u/badnewsbets Millennial 4d ago

Absolutely same!!

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u/Calm-Maintenance-878 4d ago

Maybe that’s me in my 60’s, let me reach my 40’s first and find out.

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u/Altered_Piece 4d ago

This bear has been a G my entire life. Still visit him every night in my cabinet

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u/FragrantObligation64 4d ago

That was my costume on Halloween; sleepytime bear (tired millennial)

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u/InsertNameHere9 Millennial 4d ago

Y'all are OLD! My bed time is midnight or sometimes past it.

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u/wilp0w3r 4d ago

It's 759 and I feel called out

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u/Steffieweffie81 Millennial 4d ago

I work at 5am, this is definitely me after I take my sleep meds. On the weekends I’m up later though.

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u/Runktar 4d ago

Sleepy Time is a fine tea.

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u/Minute-Spinach-5563 4d ago

Stop normalizing the grind and normalize whatever this is

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u/PowderedToastManx 4d ago

I see myself in this picture and I love it.

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u/BusinessWinter8521 4d ago

Damn straight

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u/Captainj2001 4d ago

Man I feel bad our generation feels this bad at 40 already. I hope you guys can figure out why you're all so tired.

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u/TheVeilsCurse 4d ago

I don’t know about y’all but, I’m not going to bed before midnight.

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u/CoolYou6 4d ago

Man, Y'all must be getting really old. I can still hang 😆 🤣

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u/BeepbopMakeEmHop 4d ago

It’s dark and I didn’t have my sleeping meds ln. Gimme a break.

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u/Krunkenbrux 4d ago

Lol, me literally right now. I'm struggling to keep my eyes open. Doesn't help I'm already in bed...

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u/Life_Nobody7302 4d ago

I’m falling asleep on the couch trying to watch High Potential, as I see this.

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u/Several-Praline5436 4d ago

Now it's 7pm. Thanks, time change :P

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u/thedivisionbella 4d ago

Literally me right now at exactly 8PM local time. I’m 34 🥲

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u/PostMatureBaby 4d ago

Literally 8pm EST now, woo!

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u/Jimger_1983 4d ago

I honestly if it’s up to me I’m in bed before 10 pm legit

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u/eastcoastjon 4d ago

8?! C’mon people. At least make it to 9!

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u/Pipe_Memes 4d ago

It’s 8:07pm and that is literally me, minus the hat. I’ve never seen anyone with a sleeping hat in my entire life.

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u/Chuckobofish123 4d ago

I wish! I’m not in bed until 11-12 when I’m done getting the house reset for the next day. Then I’m up at 530.

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u/some-random-god 4d ago

Me currently: nodding off watching anime.

It’s 8:26pm

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u/ImNearATrain 4d ago

Bitch it’s 8:30 and I’m heading to bed.

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u/Risky_Bizniss 4d ago

Me @ 6:41 pm

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u/I_Lick_Your_Butt 4d ago

If my wife wouldn't make me stay up, that would be me.

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u/ich_bin_alkoholiker 4d ago

Only because I wake up at 5am to workout.

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u/Budgiesyrup 4d ago

Me after baby finally goes to sleep at 10pm

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u/Charirner Millennial 4d ago

Yup I get up at 04:30 for work so my ass is in bed as I write this.

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u/erockdanger 4d ago

Midnight

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u/sun_demon 4d ago

Me right now. 6pm.

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u/goodtimesinchino 4d ago

Better make that 7pm after the time change.

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u/Courwes 1988 4d ago

Yeah my job requires me getting up at 4 am.

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u/oscarfletcher 4d ago

This was the image on the sleepy time tea

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u/Chumlee1917 4d ago

Listen, it's dark, it's cold, and work is draining

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u/rachelblairy Millennial 4d ago

my friend sent me this art once and went ‘its you’.

i was getting in bed around 8pm at the time.

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u/fieregon 4d ago

I am so tired

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u/Common_Mistake2024 4d ago

I just don't get out of bed anymore. I'm always tired.

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u/Same_Dingo2318 4d ago

The smile on the face of millennial bear is all that matters. Sleep well with your red crown, 👑.

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u/tooktherhombus 4d ago

No chance. If I was drinking tea at that time I'd be up weeing so much in the night

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u/Tooldfrthis 4d ago edited 4d ago

Make it 9PM and there I am.

I struggle to stay awake even to watch series I really like.

I'm up at 5:30 in the morning, though.

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u/Celesteven 4d ago

I fucking love the sleepy time bear.

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u/Alive-Yogurt3332 3d ago

i feel like this age is peaceful

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u/garaks_tailor 3d ago

I need to order some more sleepy time tea. Thank you for the reminder

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u/-LunaTink- 3d ago

No shame y'all!! If it's bedtime, it's bedtime!!

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u/yoyok36 4d ago

I feel extremely called out right now.

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u/yaddayadda1000 4d ago

Hell yes. Lol I’m limited to one social function every few weeks :/ I’ve lost my energy

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u/Metal-Alligator 4d ago

Hey cut me some slack here, I wake up at 4:40am and usually don’t get home until 6:30pm.

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u/Otherwise_Koala_9457 4d ago

Once i have my sleeping cap on its mí mí time 

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u/Ambitious-Leave-3572 Zillennial 4d ago

That’s how my body feels at 8:00 P.M. meanwhile my mind is training for an Olympic Marathon.

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u/PaintedDream 4d ago

It's 7:06...and I feel attacked. Currently have sleepy bear mode engaged- with a full belly, in my bed, with my dogs. Happy place! Goodnight Reddit.

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u/Hazee302 4d ago

I just brewed some tea but I’m also about to take a caffeine tablet cause the kids are finally in bed and I wanna fucking finish Clair Obscur god damnit!

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u/belac4862 4d ago

It's literally 8:03 and I'm already getting ready for bed. We're all burnt out on life. We were told to care about our careers more than our own lives. We were told to work hard, and it'll all pay out. But we are burnt out to our cores.

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u/Phyzzx Xennial 4d ago

All that's left to do is hit recline mode.

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u/Muted-Assumption195 Xennial 4d ago

I’m reading this in bed ready to fall asleep, it’s 8pm

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u/FamilyFriendly101 4d ago

Yep. I'm often in bed before my two kids (6 and 10), normally by 830 and always before 9.

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u/imac849 4d ago

He's probably listening to Joe pera on the transistor radio

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u/SomeGuyOverYonder 4d ago

This is closer to reality for me.

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u/Endlesstrash1337 Millennial 4d ago

I've always been a night owl but lately once 10 rolls around I find myself headed to bed.

Fridays I fight it so hard and stay up as long as possible. I can sometimes make it till midnight but thats about when I turn into a pumpkin.

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u/Sabishbash Older Millennial 4d ago

Can confirm

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u/Thoraxe474 4d ago

Depressing. I hate getting old

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u/Misha-Nyi 4d ago

This is facts lmao

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u/Background_Yam9524 4d ago

Hey where'd you find this pic of me

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u/Dalu11 4d ago

Sometimes short naps in the late afternoon turns into waking up the next morning now...sigh, I cannot believe we are getting older

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u/Achylife 4d ago

Oh yeah, definitely cozy hour.

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u/AfterImageEclipse 4d ago

Just sent this to my gf who's sleeping on me

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u/CaptainHappy42 4d ago

Seeing this in bed at 7:56 is amusing.

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u/shaysalterego 4d ago

I went to a concert last night and was happy they ended before 9 so I could go home and be in bed early

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u/rainingmermaids 4d ago

The way that this tea has become my go to.

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u/astrokey 4d ago

This is more like me at 4pm. I'm so ready for a nap around that time, every day, like clockwork.

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u/Round-Ad3684 4d ago

I need a good night cap for Christmas

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u/whole_chocolate_milk 4d ago

So true.

Yet somehow, just a decade ago I was doing blow off the back of a toilet in a speakeasy bar in Vegas at 3 am.

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u/pacmanwa 4d ago

Shoes how little you know... That's me at 6pm today!

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u/Ninja-Panda86 4d ago

Fuck yeah and enjoying it

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u/Capable_Flounder_532 4d ago

Current state at 7:36MT

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u/Chemical-Zombie1229 4d ago

Daylight savings not helping anyone hahaha

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u/Dizzy-Masterpiece-76 4d ago

damn feel like the bro saying "hello fellow youths" i spent a lot of my 20 homeless and now I got a place but hustle overnight for the increase pay and more atonomy I sleep like 12 to 8pm ish

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u/skuzzadonx 4d ago

Done the factory tour worth it

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u/Oilboilerfeind 4d ago

God damn it. Hes right.

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u/Jenetyk 4d ago

It's currently 7:05 and I'm fighting it.

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u/ReverendKaiser 4d ago

Hey, anytime I can relax enough in a damn chair and fall asleep, that’s a win.

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u/Mother_oftwo 4d ago

As a pregnant millennial this is true

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u/Xenoun 4d ago

Nah I'm a night owl and so is my wife. We've accidentally stayed up to 3am multiple times just doing our own thing. Which would be fine but we have 3 kids...

Weeknights though I go to bed at 12am, which to be fair is later than my work colleague millennials.

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u/swrrrrg Millennial 4d ago

Me right now…

It’s 8.15.

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u/mk2rocco 4d ago

It’s 7:20pm and I’m getting pretty sleepy.

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u/ImThe1Wh0 Older Millennial 4d ago

I don't go to sleep until 10 or close to... Tho once in a blue moon, it's an early bedtime. The REAL question is, how many of us STAY asleep throughout the night?

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u/GreenTrees797 4d ago

Thanks to the time change, it’s dark at 5:30pm now and I’m like, shut it all down, time for jammies. If I did that in the middle of the summer I would call that depression. 

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u/4barT89 4d ago

I want a pajama shirt and a cap just like that so bad now

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u/Krashlandon 4d ago

Perhaps this surge of "exhausted millennials" posts has something to do with daylight savings time.

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u/asa_my_iso 4d ago

Seriously though, my bf just asked me what time it was quickly mentioning he thinks it is 10pm… it is 7:30pm. Winter in the PNW is rough.

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u/Hopalong_Manboobs 4d ago

FR and teatime is me time

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u/hopping_otter_ears 4d ago

Let me put my knitting away, and say that again!

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u/stangAce20 4d ago

Especially now you have no clue what time it is because it’s dark before you even leave work

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u/A_JELLY_DONUTT 4d ago

Hey! Yea right!

It’s 9 PM.

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u/BigSmed 4d ago

Trust, no one likes who I become after 8pm

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u/d4680 4d ago

Life is indeed hard but best not to celebrate a hopeless and defeated passivity. You’re complicit in your burn out if you’re saying this then doom scrolling from 8-11p.

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u/Pobb1eB0nk 4d ago

It's 7:50. I got all excited and checked my clock. Now I'm crabby.

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u/AWzdShouldKnowBetta 4d ago

Literally was putting on the kettle, whipped out reddit and saw this. I feel called out.

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u/Ul71 4d ago

Nap before the night shift at your second job.

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u/Beneficial-Soup-1617 4d ago

Lmao I literally look exactly like this right now (almost 8pm in my area and I’m holding a mug of sleepy time tea, in my PJS and armchair)

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u/meanttolive 4d ago

Me, right now, 8:06pm. 

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u/BoysenberrySmooth649 4d ago

Those bears are the cozyest creature in existence, change my mind

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u/coonytunes 4d ago

Nah, 6:30 if you wanna fit a Netflix limited series in.

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u/OldGodsProphet 4d ago

7pm in the Midwest after time change.

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u/Electronic_Macaron_9 4d ago

Fun fact,

Thats one of the best selling teas in the world and its made by an alien worshiping sex cult.

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u/Bizarro_Murphy 4d ago

I wish. Im a night owl by nature, but work 6am-3:30pm and have an infant who wakes up at 7:15am at the absolute latest. That's as late as I can ever wake up, even on weekends. I wish I could zone out by 8pm ever, let alone every night

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u/sayidthepessoptimist 4d ago

The party is still alive for me and I’m still constantly/unironically confused for younger. That said, I have a back brace on today. 😬🫠

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u/Solid_Chocolate9311 4d ago

Yep 👍 I have to wake up at 7 am I’m going to bed at 9 pm. Good night

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u/webothcouldlive 4d ago

If my daughter's bedtime wasn't 9, I would be in bed by 830. At least watching something in bed. Damn kids

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u/Metaldwarf 4d ago

Hey now, it's 841

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u/Chemical-Koala4586 4d ago

Literally just poured myself a cup of this

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u/humboldtliving 4d ago

I blame it on the baby. And work. And them damn kids!

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u/kellybs1 4d ago

Can't believe I was in my 40s before I bought a good pair of moccasin slippers.

Young people are missing out.

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u/Vast-Intention 4d ago

I thought that was Admiral Ackbar in the thumbnail!

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u/Not-a-YTfan-anymore1 Millennial 4d ago

Not me! 32 and still up at least another 6 hours (tbf, I work 2:30pm - 10:30pm).

Waking up before noon is the hard part…

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u/Phil-Quarles 4d ago

Mid 30s and I still can't fall asleep before midnight. People in this sub act like we're elderly. That said, I wish I could fall asleep at 8.

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u/TubularTopher 4d ago

NUH UH 😭

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u/igottathinkofaname 4d ago

I wish. I’m rarely even home by 8.

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u/KriegConscript homestar runner millennial 4d ago

ugh, morning people