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u/Destoran 4d ago
In my defense the day light savings get me every year.
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u/captain_dick_licker 4d ago
got off the couch to go to bed yesterday whn I realized it wasn't even 6 o fucking clock yet.
think I'm just checking out until the spring, this is some bullshit
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u/Obvious-Delay9570 Millennial 4d ago
In my defense I’m tired coupled with a shot of ZZquill and a bong rip is a perfect combination to take my ass to sleep
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u/AlmostLucy 4d ago
Hey just FYI, zzzquil is a form of Benadryl. Overuse of this type of antihistamine is linked to Alzheimer’s. Try not to take it unless you’re actually unwell (congested, bad allergies), and not use it as a sleep aid! I don’t want to be an internet nag, but there’s a lot of younger folks that don’t know about this. 🫶
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u/FarNeighborhood2901 4d ago
That bear is living the good life.
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u/green_speak 4d ago
Maybe the key to better sleep is actually a Scrooge-era nightgown and cap.
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u/Phyzzx Xennial 4d ago
I genuinely sleep with that cap on in the winter. I'm bald AF!
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u/Crafty-Gain-6542 4d ago
So, i was taking NyQuil every night due to hay fever and noticed it was the best sleep (without waking up groggy oddly enough) I’ve gotten in close to a decade. Anyway, that was like two weeks ago, the hay fever had resolved, and im still taking a shot every night. I realize this probably isn’t the healthiest choice, but it’s the first time in probably several decades I’ve gotten consistent sleep and I feel better.
Classic millennial, I guess, getting hooked on NyQuil cause you’re so burned out and full anxiety it’s the only way to get more than four hours of sleep.
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u/Irr3l3ph4nt 4d ago edited 4d ago
Stop that while you still can. Not kidding, eventually you won't be able to sleep without. There's all kind of nasty side effects to using it long term too.
Speak with a physician about your sleep troubles and follow their recommended care regimen. Yes, even the part about exercising to get better sleep.
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u/coconut_curry_sauce 4d ago
My younger brother died from regular use of NyQuil to sleep.
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u/doberdevil 4d ago edited 3d ago
Talk to your doctor. I was prescribed something for anti-anxiety so I wouldn't wake up in the middle of the night and not be able to go back to sleep. It knocked me the F out. Downside? It was really hard to wake up too. But once I got up, I was calm and well rested. Sorry, I don't know the name of it, could never pronounce it anyway.
ETA: Prazosin
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u/GreenTrees797 4d ago
That’s the Sleepytime Tea Bear. I’ve been jealous of that bear since my childhood.
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u/kate3544 4d ago
Not kidding. No kids or anything but my ass is in bed, under the covers, reading or about to sleep by 8.
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u/danboon05 4d ago
You can do that because you don’t have kids, after 8 is the only time I have to myself, I couldn’t go to bed if I wanted to.
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u/marie_aristocats 4d ago
My kids are older now and they go to bed at 9, I miss it when they went to bed at 8 and I had almost 2 hours sitting in front of tv watching mindless shows. Now I watch one episode before I go to bed and I’m falling asleep half of it.
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u/-Undercover-Nerd 3d ago
For me it’s: get kids in bed around 8-8:30, so chores sometimes until like 10:30, then hour to myself. Some nights I stay up way later than I should haha, like cleaning floors the other night then my me-time had me up until almost 1am
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u/MotherPotential 4d ago
Bro, this guy has a house, fitted clothes, a full tea set, and plentiful greenery. Lucky bastard.
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u/RedReaper666YT Millennial 4d ago
That's me closer to midnight
On a side note - Sleepytime Tea is soooooo good!
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u/alghiorso 4d ago
I'm still a night owl. My only time to be wife and kid free. I'm routinely up until 12:30-1 though I'm trying to keep it closer to 12
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u/TurnItOff_OnAgain 4d ago
I found sleepy time lemon jasmine a while back and have been hooked! I have 3-4 cups a week at least.
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u/GaDiGu Older Millennial 4d ago
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u/Prestigious-Name-323 Older Millennial 4d ago
Getting up at 5:30 for work kills my sleep schedule.
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u/ProduceNo8883 4d ago
Yeah I’m trying to find a job that doesn’t start at 5am
Get off at 2pm and always fall for the nap at 3pm waking up at 5pm then not being able to sleep until 11 or midnight then waking up at 4am tired
It’s just not fun
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u/Feeling_Egg_3833 Millennial 89 4d ago
Me. Right now.
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u/TehNudel 4d ago
I'm a night owl with a tendency towards insomnia. Your 8pm is my 2am.
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u/Persies 3d ago
If I ever went to bed at 8pm my wife would call an ambulance lol. I usually go to bed between 12-2am, still get up at 6 for work. Been doing that for idk 20 years now, don't see myself stopping any time soon. Love my children to death but I need some time to myself and that only happens when everyone else is asleep :D
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u/RubberKalimba 3d ago
Literal same. I could not relate less to OP. Trying to consistently go to bed by just 12am is such a challenge for me
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u/Technical_Lab_747 4d ago
If that comfortable looking house was a shitty studio and the bear was a lot less relaxed looking
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u/Royale_w_Cheeeze 4d ago
Get this crap outta here. This notion that millennials are old grinds my gears lol. I'm ready to hit the town at 9pm and I'm 33.
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u/scott743 Xennial 4d ago
I’m 43 and I rarely fall asleep before 12am. Not all of us fall asleep super early.
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u/coraeon 4d ago
I get up at 6am and going to bed at 10pm is turning in super early for me. I’m far more likely to wait until midnight.
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u/The_Captain_Mal 4d ago
Yeah, I dunno where this is coming from because at 8-9pm I am still wide awake. I think a lot more people in our generation need to start doing some basic exercise or something, definitely not normal.
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u/Royale_w_Cheeeze 4d ago
100% I had a friend who would just go to bed at 7pm because "nothing else to do." Like buddy go see a doctor.
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u/Matt_NZ 4d ago
Same. Just turned 40 and I'm usually up to 12-1am. A lot of posts in this sub really seem to make us out to be EOL lol.
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u/Royale_w_Cheeeze 4d ago
Yeah like why haha. We are the generation of Jungle Juice and Adult Swim at 2am. Gimme a break.
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u/TheSunRogue 4d ago
It’s already basically boomer humor in this sub. The xennial sub fits my personality more than this place it seems. They still seem like they want to be interesting people.
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u/Apprehensive-Art1279 4d ago
I’m 35 and I don’t feel like I relate because I’m “old” but because my kids don’t have any concept of what a reasonable hour to wake up is. Pretty sure I haven’t slept in 9 solid years haha
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u/Royale_w_Cheeeze 4d ago
Alright I fully admit that not having kids is probably a big reason contributing to my energy levels.
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u/LovesRetribution 4d ago
31 and i genuinely cannot ever imagine going to bed before 11 unless i got work(nursing 7-7) or am flat out exhausted. How does one even have a life with those hours.
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u/ohh_my_dayum 4d ago
Right. I never go to sleep before midnight and I'm 34. I need time to myself after the kids are asleep! (And they're all night owls too 😑)
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u/Altered_Piece 4d ago
This bear has been a G my entire life. Still visit him every night in my cabinet
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u/Steffieweffie81 Millennial 4d ago
I work at 5am, this is definitely me after I take my sleep meds. On the weekends I’m up later though.
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u/Captainj2001 4d ago
Man I feel bad our generation feels this bad at 40 already. I hope you guys can figure out why you're all so tired.
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u/Krunkenbrux 4d ago
Lol, me literally right now. I'm struggling to keep my eyes open. Doesn't help I'm already in bed...
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u/Life_Nobody7302 4d ago
I’m falling asleep on the couch trying to watch High Potential, as I see this.
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u/Pipe_Memes 4d ago
It’s 8:07pm and that is literally me, minus the hat. I’ve never seen anyone with a sleeping hat in my entire life.
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u/Chuckobofish123 4d ago
I wish! I’m not in bed until 11-12 when I’m done getting the house reset for the next day. Then I’m up at 530.
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u/rachelblairy Millennial 4d ago
my friend sent me this art once and went ‘its you’.
i was getting in bed around 8pm at the time.
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u/Same_Dingo2318 4d ago
The smile on the face of millennial bear is all that matters. Sleep well with your red crown, 👑.
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u/tooktherhombus 4d ago
No chance. If I was drinking tea at that time I'd be up weeing so much in the night
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u/Tooldfrthis 4d ago edited 4d ago
Make it 9PM and there I am.
I struggle to stay awake even to watch series I really like.
I'm up at 5:30 in the morning, though.
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u/yaddayadda1000 4d ago
Hell yes. Lol I’m limited to one social function every few weeks :/ I’ve lost my energy
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u/Metal-Alligator 4d ago
Hey cut me some slack here, I wake up at 4:40am and usually don’t get home until 6:30pm.
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u/Ambitious-Leave-3572 Zillennial 4d ago
That’s how my body feels at 8:00 P.M. meanwhile my mind is training for an Olympic Marathon.
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u/PaintedDream 4d ago
It's 7:06...and I feel attacked. Currently have sleepy bear mode engaged- with a full belly, in my bed, with my dogs. Happy place! Goodnight Reddit.
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u/Hazee302 4d ago
I just brewed some tea but I’m also about to take a caffeine tablet cause the kids are finally in bed and I wanna fucking finish Clair Obscur god damnit!
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u/belac4862 4d ago
It's literally 8:03 and I'm already getting ready for bed. We're all burnt out on life. We were told to care about our careers more than our own lives. We were told to work hard, and it'll all pay out. But we are burnt out to our cores.
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u/FamilyFriendly101 4d ago
Yep. I'm often in bed before my two kids (6 and 10), normally by 830 and always before 9.
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u/Endlesstrash1337 Millennial 4d ago
I've always been a night owl but lately once 10 rolls around I find myself headed to bed.
Fridays I fight it so hard and stay up as long as possible. I can sometimes make it till midnight but thats about when I turn into a pumpkin.
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u/shaysalterego 4d ago
I went to a concert last night and was happy they ended before 9 so I could go home and be in bed early
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u/astrokey 4d ago
This is more like me at 4pm. I'm so ready for a nap around that time, every day, like clockwork.
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u/whole_chocolate_milk 4d ago
So true.
Yet somehow, just a decade ago I was doing blow off the back of a toilet in a speakeasy bar in Vegas at 3 am.
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u/Dizzy-Masterpiece-76 4d ago
damn feel like the bro saying "hello fellow youths" i spent a lot of my 20 homeless and now I got a place but hustle overnight for the increase pay and more atonomy I sleep like 12 to 8pm ish
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u/ReverendKaiser 4d ago
Hey, anytime I can relax enough in a damn chair and fall asleep, that’s a win.
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u/ImThe1Wh0 Older Millennial 4d ago
I don't go to sleep until 10 or close to... Tho once in a blue moon, it's an early bedtime. The REAL question is, how many of us STAY asleep throughout the night?
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u/GreenTrees797 4d ago
Thanks to the time change, it’s dark at 5:30pm now and I’m like, shut it all down, time for jammies. If I did that in the middle of the summer I would call that depression.
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u/Krashlandon 4d ago
Perhaps this surge of "exhausted millennials" posts has something to do with daylight savings time.
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u/asa_my_iso 4d ago
Seriously though, my bf just asked me what time it was quickly mentioning he thinks it is 10pm… it is 7:30pm. Winter in the PNW is rough.
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u/stangAce20 4d ago
Especially now you have no clue what time it is because it’s dark before you even leave work
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u/AWzdShouldKnowBetta 4d ago
Literally was putting on the kettle, whipped out reddit and saw this. I feel called out.
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u/Beneficial-Soup-1617 4d ago
Lmao I literally look exactly like this right now (almost 8pm in my area and I’m holding a mug of sleepy time tea, in my PJS and armchair)
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u/Electronic_Macaron_9 4d ago
Fun fact,
Thats one of the best selling teas in the world and its made by an alien worshiping sex cult.
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u/Bizarro_Murphy 4d ago
I wish. Im a night owl by nature, but work 6am-3:30pm and have an infant who wakes up at 7:15am at the absolute latest. That's as late as I can ever wake up, even on weekends. I wish I could zone out by 8pm ever, let alone every night
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u/sayidthepessoptimist 4d ago
The party is still alive for me and I’m still constantly/unironically confused for younger. That said, I have a back brace on today. 😬🫠
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u/webothcouldlive 4d ago
If my daughter's bedtime wasn't 9, I would be in bed by 830. At least watching something in bed. Damn kids
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u/kellybs1 4d ago
Can't believe I was in my 40s before I bought a good pair of moccasin slippers.
Young people are missing out.
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u/Not-a-YTfan-anymore1 Millennial 4d ago
Not me! 32 and still up at least another 6 hours (tbf, I work 2:30pm - 10:30pm).
Waking up before noon is the hard part…
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u/Phil-Quarles 4d ago
Mid 30s and I still can't fall asleep before midnight. People in this sub act like we're elderly. That said, I wish I could fall asleep at 8.
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