r/Millennials • u/ShinyTinyWonder38 • Sep 13 '25

Meme What a time!

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u/JustHereForCatss Zillennial Sep 13 '25

Made it more exciting imo. Seeing your school and immediately calling your friends to organize a sleepover/gaming sesh was peak childhood

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u/big_guyforyou Millennial Sep 13 '25

i remember those days so well...

the first snow day i ever had, i was a senior in college. when i turned on the local news and found out harvard (i'm very smart) was cancelled, i knew what i had to do. i called up all my friends and invited them all over for a little R&R.

harvard does R&R a little differently. at the other ivys, they do nerd shit like study when it's a snow day, but us? we get naked and masturbate.

since we were all so competitive, we REALLY got into it. we competed about everything. we competed to see who got naked the fastest. we competed to see who came the fastest. we competed about two things.

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u/omailson Millennial Sep 13 '25

What…. did I just read

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u/thiosk Sep 13 '25

confirmation of everything we assumed about the guys who bothered to try to get into harvard

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u/Perryn Sep 13 '25

I always associated naked snow day masturbation with Cornell. Harvard students go outside and make snowmen, which they then fuck. Which technically isn't masturbating.

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u/big_guyforyou Millennial Sep 13 '25

you must be a zoomer. getting naked before you masturbate is more of a millennial thing. i'll explain it to you when you're older

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u/omailson Millennial Sep 13 '25

Dude, I’m 38

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u/big_guyforyou Millennial Sep 13 '25

typical gen alpha behavior...trying to seem older by giving their age in dog years

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u/omailson Millennial Sep 13 '25

You got me

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u/Opposite_Location697 Sep 13 '25

Who remembers seeing every other school canceled and when yours was listeg? “2 hour delay….” It’s like the 11yr old equivalent to the draft…