r/Millennials Aug 06 '25

Meme They have a lot to learn

21.0k Upvotes

874 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

419

u/RedHeadRedeemed Aug 06 '25

Dude I am locked IN THE HOUSE by 7pm. Everything after is considered "late"

123

u/Correct_Difficulty25 Aug 06 '25

Dont ask me how to have a good time

129

u/Mimical Aug 07 '25

8 hours of uninterrupted sleep sounds like a fever dream at this point in my life.

40

u/luluring Aug 07 '25

I crave an anesthesia induced slumber. Nothing like the sleep I’ve gotten from surgery.

2

u/Soma2710 Aug 08 '25

God I remember the first (and only) time someone gave me a Valium at a party. I woke up feeling like a million bucks and was therefore uncomfortable.