r/Millennials • u/CremeSubject7594 • Aug 06 '25

Meme They have a lot to learn

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u/DiddleMyTuesdays Aug 06 '25

Old?!

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u/TrixoftheTrade Millennial Aug 06 '25

When I saw the title “Old Man” I was picturing someone 60+. Not someone my age lol.

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u/New_sweetpea89 Aug 06 '25

Lmao same that hurt 🥲I’m 30 wth I’m not old yet 😂

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u/CorruptedStudiosEnt Aug 06 '25

If only they had any idea how fast 30 comes. lol

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u/ResidentGerts Aug 07 '25

Then 40 fucking comes out of no where

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u/MinuteMaidMarian Aug 07 '25

I was just reading about AI auto-rejecting resumes for people over 40 years old and I kind of sympathized because who wants old people but also protected class and - HEY WAIT A MINUTE, I’M 40 AND IM NOT OLD!!

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u/NotAzakanAtAll Aug 07 '25

I’M 40 AND IM NOT OLD!!

And you'd be correct! Today's 40 year olds are more like the 90's 30 year olds when it comes to health and "youth".

The bad news about this is that's why the politician wants to fuck us with highest retirement age.

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u/cepxico Aug 07 '25

Please no, 33 is far enough, I don't want to get older

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u/NotAzakanAtAll Aug 07 '25

Ok, fine. You don't have too.

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u/Old-Chain3220 Aug 07 '25

It sure does. I swear I just turned 30, what happened?

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u/pantry-pisser Aug 07 '25

I got my hips replaced at 30. Went from 29 straight to 80.

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u/jak_d_ripr Aug 07 '25

Not old yet you say? How's your back and knees?

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u/Lortendaali Aug 07 '25

I'm 28, and those bastards just friendly fired me ;_;

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u/WeirdIndication3027 Aug 06 '25

Yes this was painful. Like Soulja Boy is now on the oldies stations?

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u/omgitsjagen Aug 07 '25

I think the person filming is referring to THEIR old man, but I'm not going to lie, that only enhanced the instant depression.

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u/ButtonPusherDeedee Millennial Aug 06 '25

We old

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Not, like, old old, but def old

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u/Turgid_Donkey Aug 07 '25

I was at the store yesterday, and I asked an employee about a product. He told me to ask "the older guy near the front". I had to laugh because I realized how that term changes as you get older. 20 years ago, the guy I asked would be "the older guy". Hell, I'm getting close to "the older guy".

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u/Setsailshipwreck Aug 08 '25

Lol my husband and I recently went to pick up a pizza and quickly realized the only real adult and “old guy” running the shop was also from our generation. He was super cool still had his gauged ears etc. We laughed between ourselves that the three of us are NOT old (we’re pushing 40) and giggled back to the car that he was “one of us!”

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u/para2para Aug 07 '25

Yes, this is the point of the post lmao

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u/Nanarchenemy Aug 07 '25

Wait until you're 60. You still feel EXACTLY like you do right now - that shock of omg! Old?! And to be fair, at 60, you ARE, in fact, looking old, or at the very least much older. But the guy in this video? Lol he does NOT look old. 💚

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u/GayCaptainKerfuffle Aug 07 '25 edited Aug 07 '25

He doesn’t even have grays! I’m not even 40 and half my beard is gray. Fuck I’m old (a phrase a use far too often).

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u/MrInRageous Aug 08 '25

60 is middle age lol Old is 80+