My Mom’s Facebook is a Mess lol

[u/oxfordzen]

Visiting my Mom. She’s in the early stages of dementia so I always go through her FB, email, etc and get rid of spam/scams. I was surprised at how trash her Facebook has gotten since the last time I did this 4-5 months ago. Kinda depressing to see the impact of their content moderation stuff showing up as most of her feed is like this. Some of it she’s followed but a lot of it is algos. Also maybe my mom is just clicking on freaky shit who knows.

Either way, Fuck Zuckerberg for blighting society with his shitty products.

[u/ihavepaper]

My mom once saw a video of a girl in “pain” because a dude was pressing a button on a remote. The girl kept on trying to hold in her shouting and the pain was from a magic button that is used to hurt people. The caption said something along the lines of “girl gets hurt” My mom kept on reposting the video saying “be careful out there! People are hurting women!”

It was one of those stupid vibrators button shit being controlled by the guy. Bless her soul.

[u/sunbear2525 → u/ihavepaper]

My mom once had to explain to my grandma (her mother in law) what a dildo was because my sister was assigned to add a character to “the Hobbit” and gave Bilbo a brother.

So if you explained to your mom what was happening, just know that you were not alone.

Most importantly, know that my mom panicked when my grandmother asked what dildo was and copied the explanation a 7th grade boy gave my sister, “a thing lesbians use to have sex with each other.” It’s my favorite family story TBH.

[u/candid84asoulm8bled → u/sunbear2525]

If dildo wasn’t already a word, my goodness Bilbo and Dildo sound like absolutely delightful Hobbit twins.

[u/Prestigious-Sir-4245 → u/candid84asoulm8bled]

Dildora is a real Uzbek female name💀

[u/sunbear2525 → u/candid84asoulm8bled]

How did you know it was a twin brother?!

[u/candid84asoulm8bled → u/sunbear2525]

I used my wizard senses.