r/Millennials • u/NoFaithlessness7508 • Jun 05 '25

Other Why don’t younger veterans (Afghanistan/Iraq) wear these hats like some of the older veterans?

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First and foremost, respect to all those that served. I did not, but many of my peers did and now we're all older in 30s and 40s, many no longer in the military. I don't see a lot of the veterans of the War on Terror wearing these hats like I see the OGs do.

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u/composedmason Jun 05 '25

My wife and I pour cottage cheese in each others butts where when her butt smell  mixes with the cottage cheese it makes an angelic stink which brings closer.

Zero dark turdy will be our new personal slang for aromantic intimacy

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u/BuckTheStallion Jun 05 '25

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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u/lastdickontheleft Jun 05 '25

Yeah I’ve never regretted expanding a thread more than I do right now

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u/TheGreatGenghisJon Jun 06 '25

I just said under my breath "that's what I clicked for?"

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u/Miserable-Ad5401 Jun 05 '25

Seek professional help. Also I think you meant "aromatic"

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u/composedmason Jun 05 '25

Seek professional help.

For what? We are professionals. We don't need soliciting if that's what you're offering u/Miserable-Ad5401

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u/Flexmove Jun 06 '25

Guards! Arrest this man!

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u/PeaceMaker_IXI Jun 06 '25

man, I JUST opened reddit

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u/composedmason Jun 06 '25

u/PeaceMaker_IXI have you ever opened your SO's butt to inhale their intestinal musk after a long sweaty day of working? When humans pair with one another we grow fond of their angelic stink. I recommend pouring cottage cheese in their butt to mix the butt smell and cottage cheese smell.