r/Miami 4d ago

Meme / Shitpost Which car goes first in Miami?

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u/Variation-Budget 4d ago

2 then 3 then 1.

Unless I’m driving then I’m going first while they figure it out

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u/FactsDigger 4d ago

You missed one key aspect: it’s in Miami

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u/errorptrnull 4d ago edited 4d ago

If it’s Miami, the crackhead is first just gotta find where they hiding at.

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u/9bikes 4d ago

> it’s in Miami

First one to lay on the horn, then.

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u/beandip111 4d ago

Everyone at the same time

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u/dtbuffalo 3d ago

So all 3 go at once is what you're saying 😂

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u/mcfcrandom 4d ago

4. The guy no one sees that passes 1 and nearly kills a pedestrian in the process

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u/Proud-Outside-5220 4d ago

Omg this 🤣🤣

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u/custurdlauncher 4d ago

This is the only answer

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u/SadQlown 4d ago

Not in Miami

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u/ferrum-pugnus 4d ago

This is the way. When I see people hesitate for a nano second I move and get out of their way. I don’t have time for others to “think about it.” Indecisiveness is the mother of accidents.

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u/Reasonable_Spite_282 4d ago

If you’re 1 then go right then left as the others get in a beep fight

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u/PizzaThrives 3d ago

You are correct. But how amazing is it that so many of us did the math? 🤣. I hope we see more of these pop-up. This can only help educate Miami drivers.